| Name | This user's name is Thomas. |
| 27 | This user is 27 years old. |
| GMT | This user's time zone is GMT. |
| @ | This user can be reached by email. |
 | This user plays the piano. |
 | This user plays the cello. |
 | This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.† |
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This user contributes while using Winamp. | | OGG | This user prefers listening to the superior quality of .ogg audio files on a music player instead of MP3. † |
 | This user drinks tea. |
 | This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag. |
| C2H5OH-2 | This user drinks occasionally. |
 | Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E' |
| 2 | This user thinks BBC Radio 2 is worth the licence fee alone. |
| 7 | This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone. |
| JAM | This user wants to talk for Just a Minute, without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject. |
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R | This user prefers the radio series of Dead Ringers rather than the TV version, and knows that Brian Perkins is the godfather of Radio 4. |
| N | This user works for K.E.N.T., the Key Environmental Nonjudgemental Taskforce. |
| JHSTTN | This user listens to a series of lectures, given by Jeremy Hardy. |
| Free | This user's TV service provider is Freeview. |
| BBC | This user supports the BBC. |
FAST
SHOW | Do you like this userbox sir? Oooh! Suit you sir! |
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