Greetings good citizens! I'm not sure what I can put here that doesn't qualify as self promotion, spam, or all that other stuff Wikipedia doesn't want me to say. I'll just tell you now, I'm a mechanic from Pennsylvania whose interested in sports, astronomy, politics, and editing articles on Wikipedia. I usually focus my efforts on articles about cars, racing, or any combination of the two. I was a user of Bolt.com, but am now a loyal user of Lurking Glass.com. As of June 22, 2008, I've got 1,052 edits under my belt, but I'm still learning as I go. Feel free to let me know when I'm making a fool out of myself. I'd like to give some advice to Wikipedians.

• IP accounts are for corporate stooges, government stooges, and vandals who like to make life difficult. They're the only people here you don't have to respect.
• Userboxes never go out of style.
• Wikipedia:How to edit a page is the most important article you'll find here.
• Don't explain what you can wikilink.
• Be Bold AFTER you get your sources in order.
• Relax. It's just Wikipedia. If people don't get accurate information, it's their fault for not using a more reliable source.

This user is a member of WikiProject NASCAR.

• This user participates in WikiProject Formula One.

• This user is a member of WikiProject American Open Wheel Racing.

• This user is a member of WikiProject Sports Car Racing.

• This user is a participant in WikiProject Automobiles.

• This user participates in WikiProject Motorsport.

1 This user page has been vandalized 1 times.	This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.
This user would rather drink tea than coffee.	This user drinks Coca-Cola	to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user is of German ancestry.	18+ This user is an adult.	This user is male.
This user is a Ford fan	This user is a mechanic	+ This user enjoys playing retro games.
PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies	PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles	This user supports Formula One.
This user is a Yankee hater.	PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers	PSU This user is a fan of the Penn State Nittany Lions
Cup This user thinks Buschwhacking has gotten out of control.	PHI This user is a fan of the Philadelphia 76ers.	fan-3 This user thinks that Super Mario is the best computer or video game ever made.
N C S This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan.	N X S This user is a NASCAR XFINITY SERIES fan.	N C T S This user is a NASCAR CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES fan.
SW I This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucks more.	This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.	This user is interested in astronomy.
This user has a website, which can be found here.	This user maintains a blog.	their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.	RHCP This user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.	TO This user is a fan of The Offspring.
AM This user has an AM radio.	FM This user has an FM radio.	This user has a television set.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.	This user still enjoys playing games on the NES.	ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.	TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.	"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.	This user enjoys cooking.	C2H5OH-0 This user is a non-drinker.
This user is drug-free.	This user regards Colony Collapse Disorder as a serious problem.	IRL This user is an Indy Racing League fan.

• This user is a Christian.

• This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

• This user is a Mennonite.

This user is Pro-Life.	This user is a Conservative Democrat.	RL This user is on the religious left.
This user advocates pacifism.	This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq.	This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.
This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.	This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.	This user supports a free Tibet.‡
This user supports the use of nuclear energy.	This user supports the Anti-globalization movement.	This user supports universal health care.
This user is against involuntary military service.	This user wants Puerto Rico to be the 51st state.	This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
This user does not trust electronic voting machines.	This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.† $ £ ¥ €	DIVORCE This user is thoroughly against divorce, except in a few cases.