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If you are reading this, I do not know how you found me.
I have tried to avoid you, but must have failed. However, now that you are here, Welcome! They call me Jordan Green, but my real name is actually Jordan Green. Feel free to call me Jordan, although Mr. Green, Jordan Green, or The Match are acceptable. Feel free to insult me at any time, but constructive critisim is prefered. This user would like to point out that he was never welcomed... sniff... sniff. (actually I just noticed a welcome on my talk page from January and it's now September. I need to pay better attention to my talk page...)