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User:altsalt

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra).

This user lives in Cascadia and has a Cascadian frame of mind.

This user lives in or hails from Seattle and the Seattle Metropolitan area.

This user supports free software.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

This user contributes with Arch Linux.

This user contributes with LXDE.

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This user chats on IRC.

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

USage decline

This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

这个用户认为汉字简化对汉字发展起了正面作用。
This user thinks that Simplified Chinese characters are a positive step in the development of Chinese characters.

該用戶能以基本的官話進行交流。
该用戶能以基本的官话进行交流。

prog

This user is a programmer.

This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

C-3

This user is an advanced C programmer.

This user is a professional Cascading Style Sheets user.

This user is a professional HTML user.

js-5

This user is a professional JavaScript programmer.

This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.

This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.

This user does not understand Perl, or can only read it knowing AWK and *NIX shells.

This user is a professional PHP programmer.

py-2

This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

re-3

This user writes advanced regular expressions.

rb-3

This user is an advanced Ruby user.

This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.

This user can code in Scratch.

This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user is an aficionado of role-playing games.

This user is a Rolemaster enthusiast, and tired hearing jokes about rules and/or stats.

This user is a GURPS GM, author and playtester.

D&D

This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

BESM

This user plays Big Eyes, Small Mouth.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user plays Rummy 500.

This user likes to play Magic: The Gathering.

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user settled Catan.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is a Jenga master.

This user likes jigsaw puzzles

This user plays mahjong.

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

This user is a Linux gamer and prefers Linux for gaming.

!@..	This user prefers computer games that are text-only and without graphics.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

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This user plays Asteroids.

This user kicks butt at Tetris.

This user is a vault dweller

This user plays pirated ROMs on an Emulator.

Training for Students complete!

In an effort to centralize my IID, all inquiries should be directed towards altSalt.

Quelle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Altsalt