I've got a lot, but it helps you recognize who I am as a person. Feel free to totally ignore them. If I've "stolen" these from anyone, then feel free to tell me to take them down. I'm very accommodating.

Uni This user is a university student.	This user is affiliated with Pennsylvania State University	| I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S | My antiderivative	This user is addicted to video games.
98 This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.	This user is interested in astronomy.	This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.	This user has a keen interest in physics.
This user is of multiple ancestries.	en-us-n This user is a native speaker of American English.	es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.	sv-0 Denna användare saknar kunskaper i svenska.
C++ This user can program in C++.	Java This user can program in Java.	This user is a Taurus.	noc This user is nocturnal.
According to The Political Compass this user is: Economic Right (2.38) and Social Libertarian (−4.31)	? This user follows his/her own political ideals.	This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.	This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.	Choice This user is pro-life and pro-abortion.	ath This user is an atheist.	This user understands biological evolution.
This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Libertarian.	This user is a skeptic.	This user is a libertarian.	1+1=3 This user dislikes narrow-minded behaviour.
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.	This user uses Azureus.	This user is an expert mathematician.
This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.	FB This user maintains a facebook account.	This user is near sighted.	This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.	GTA This user plays the Grand Theft Auto series.	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.	This user enjoys reading science fiction.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.	This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.	Perl This user is just another Perl hacker.	bat-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
This user is a Sudoku addict.	This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.	This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.
This user is a history buff.	This user is interested in World War II	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.	This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user enjoys reading fiction.	This user enjoys reading Fantasy.	This user enjoys reading science fiction.	This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.
Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away.	AL This user is a Close Personal Friend™ of "Weird Al" Yankovic	So Cold This user is a fan of Breaking Benjamin.	G This user feels good.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.	This user uses LimeWire.	BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user has a pet dog.	This user has a pet cat.	This user is a Space Cowboy.	Nyu! This user is a Diclonius
GITS This user's cyberbrain was hacked.	H This user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.	"Surely this user can't be serious?"	Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
This user is a bibliophile.	This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.	This user is a member of the Order of the Arrow.	SI This user measures both in metric system and American system units. ft-lb
1+1=10 This user likes binary.	=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.	This user's deviation is standard.	This user is an omnivore.
This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.	This user eats quesadillas.	H2O This user drinks water regularly.	S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.	Yinz! Dis user is fluent in Picksburgese dahlekt, wit English as deir muther langadge.	BBB Dees-a hyooser ken spick Børk, Børk, Børk.	nws-1 This user newspeaks ungoodwise.
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?	8-Bit "I like Swords!" "Welcome to Corneria."	This user reads The New York Times.	You This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.
This user listens to NPR.	TV-0 This user has no television set.	DJ This user wishes they had a Dirty Job.	H This user believes that everybody lies.
This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.	MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!	Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.	firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.	KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.	TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.	TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
DET This user is a fan of the Detroit Tigers	NYY This user is a fan of the New York Yankees	This user despises the Boston Red Sox.	PSU This user is a fan of the Penn State Nittany Lions
This user is fascinated by false colour astronomy representations.	This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.		This user invites you to observe Astronomy Day.
This user was born on April 23.	This user prefers cold weather.	This user loves to walk by the moon.	SI This user uses the metric system and loves it.