User:Sgt Simpson
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| Idea and layout stolen from User:Guettarda who borrowed it from User:Coolcat |
 | This user plays rugby union. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
 | This user supports the troops in Iraq. |  |
| ft-lb | This user uses American Measurements. |
| SoE-3 | This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl. |
| This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation. |
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This user lives in the United States of America. |
 | This user enjoys shooting firearms. |
 | This user is a capitalist. |
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This user is of Irish decent. |
 | This user is male. |
 | This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. |
 | This user contributes using Firefox. |
 | This user is a certified scuba diver. |
| de-1 | Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. |
 | This user plays soccer. |
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This user rejects all forms of Marxist thinking |
| AIM-5 | 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
| This user is proud to be an American. |
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| AmE-5 | This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British English with "How quaint!" |
 | This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. |
| en-us-user64 | Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English. |
| SI-0 | This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman. |
 | This user is single. |
 | This user is right-handed. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
 | This user is interested in politics. |
| Y | This user is a member of Generation Y. |
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All your base are belong to this user. |
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This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. |
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This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything. |
| CA | This user uses Canadian English spelling. |
 | This user is a fan of Monty Python ! |
| en-us-ca | Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker. |
| TCR | This user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months. |
| SoCal | This user lives in, hails from or is associated with Southern California. |
 | This user just sank your battleship. |
 | This user supports NATO. |
 | This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. |
 | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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