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Name	RGFI
Born	Chris Sometime in 1983 Louisville
Name in real life	Classified--look, I don't want to become the inspiration for an episode of Criminal Minds
Nationality	American
Country	United States
Current location	Indiana
Languages	English, Pig Latin, Klingon
Time zone	Eastern
Current time	Current time for UTC-5 is 10:17
Race	Pale white
Height	Taller than some, shorter than others
Weight	We won't go there
Hair	Brown-ish grey-ish
Eyes	I have two of them
Handedness	Righty
Sexuality	Straight
IQ	132
Personality type	Smart eleck
Alignment	Got one done the other day
Family and friends
Marital status	Hitched again
Spouse	I'm on number 3
Girlfriend	Not anymore
Children	Not yet, I'm giving the world time to prepare
Siblings	Three, all older
Pets	Cat
Education and employment
Occupation	Halfway House Counselor Security officer Former Substitute teacher former Coast Guard Auxiliary flotilla commander Former college student College student General pain in the rear
Employer	A private, non-profit community corrections company with a nationwide presence
Education	Little bit of college
University	Indiana University Southeast
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	I can't have too many if I'm kibitzing on Wikipedia. . .
Religion	I believe, but that doesn't mean I'm a company man
Politics	Libertarian
Aliases	Can't list them here
Movies	I watch them
Books	I read them. . .in hardcover or paperback, NOT on an e-reader
Interests
University of Louisville athletics (what gave it away?), history
Contact info
AIM	People still use this?
GTalk	??
Skype	I use it occasionally
Facebook	I have one
LinkedIn	I have one of these, too
Account statistics
Joined	May 22, 2012
First edit	May 22, 2012
Account creator	Last time I did that was when I set up my bank account
File mover	Did enough of that in my life
Pending changes reviewer	No
Rollbacker	What is this, Walmart?
Template editor	No
Administrator	Never been one
Bureaucrat	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . .that's funny!
CheckUser	I DO use checks, actually
Oversighter	Nope
Edit count	343 total 318 live
Permissions	I give you permission
Signature	How can I give a signature on here? I have no stylus!
Userboxes
I use them ABOUT ME! 'Cause You Wanna Know! This user lives in the U.S. State of Indiana. 35 This user is 35 years old. This user is male, but doesn't mind if you aren't. This user is a veteran of the United States Navy. This user is a Petty Officer Second Class in the United States Navy. This user is a non-combat-disabled veteran This user is a Son of a Vietnam Veteran of the US Armed Forces. Vietnam This user is a smoker. This user lives with major depressive disorder. WHADDYA DO AROUND HERE?! 'Cause You Wanna Know This Too! This user is a member of WikiProject Military history. This user is a member of the Military biography task force of WikiProject Military history. This user is a member of the Guild of Copy Editors.

WELCOME TO THE HOME OF RANDOM GUY FROM INDIANA, BETTER KNOWN AS RGFI!

15:17, Friday, December 27, 2024

• John Kingsman Beling
• John W. Miller
• William Crumm
• Louisville Metro Department of Corrections
• Clarksville Community School Corporation
• Rembrandt C. Robinson
• USS Oriskany fire
• Emmett Hulcy Tidd
• USS Enterprise fire

This user is a member of the United States Coast Guard Auxiliary

Hi! My name's Chris. Anything you wanna know but are afraid to ask can be found on this here infobox. . .just don't expect straight answers--->

In regards to articles relating to the Navy or the Coast Guard, it could be said that I have a potential conflict of interest, as a Navy veteran and former member of the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. Please let me know if there is an issue.