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I'm not a big fan of userboxes, but ...
Most of these userboxes were stolen, a long, long time ago, from: AndreaPersephone; SalaSkan; and George, aka Christine118500.
More recent additions were stolen from the Lady of Shalott.

This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 9 months and 20 days.

This user is an Australian. G'day, mate!

This user comes from Adelaide, South Australia.

This user's time zone is UTC+9:30.

from April to October

This user's time zone is UTC+10:30.

from October to March

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

Hang on! Perhaps I do believe in the FSM?

This user is male.

This user is straight.

This user has blue eyes.

This user does not smoke.

This user is a carnivore.

This user prefers rare steak.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user is nocturnal.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats chocolate.

4	This user has set foot in 4 continents of the world.

27	This user has visited 27 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user has visited 8 of the states and territories of Australia.

8

This user has visited 3 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.

3

This user has visited 13 of the 27 EU Member States.

13

This user has visited 2 of the 34 province-level regions of China.

2

This user has visited 14 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

14

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys chess.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

Sciences This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. This user accepts evolution as a biological fact. Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

Miscellaneous Userboxen Nerd This user is a nerd. This user contributes using hardware and software, but has no need to provide free advertising for the manufacturers thereof.