Feel free to Contact Me About Cross Houses Sam Ashton-Pallatina Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg General information Location Meole Brace, Amwythig, Swydd Amwythig Y Deyrnas Unedig Platforms 31 Other information Station code SHR Key dates 1992 Born Ashton Family Ashton arms: Argent, a mullet sable pierced of the field From: Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire Original motto: Labor omnia vincit Heads of the Ashton Family Orm Fitz Edward Roger de Ashton Sir Thomas de Ashton Sir John de Ashton Sir Robert de Ashton Thomas de Ashton Sir John de Ashton Sir John de Ashton Sir John de Ashton Family splits See Sir Thomas de Ashton and Ralph de Ashton -100.00 This user has -100 centijimbos. This user founded absolutely nothing at all... en-GB This user is a native speaker of British English. This editor is an Apprentice Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge. This user is a member of WikiProject UK Railways. This user is a member of WikiProject UK Trams. This user is a participant of WikiProject London Transport. This user is a participant of WikiProject Optare. This user is a member of WikiProject Space Colonization. This user participates in WikiProject UK geography This user is a recent changes patroller. This user is a participant in WikiProject Spam. This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle! This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! This user reports vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle! This user is a new pages patroller with Twinkle! This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Stargate task force.

De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De facto is when I punch you and steal your money.

( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed from the

globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing "VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver won't be able to handle the traffic. ;)
( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load. it has the

power of greyskull.

I smoked salmon one time, I was out of it for days.

<WBOSITG> wtf is cbs

<Mel> O_o
<MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think
<MinuteElectron> or us
<Mel> you dont know? O_o
<WBOSITG> I don't
<WBOSITG> I'm Scottish
<Mel> you is O_o
<Mel> er
<WBOSITG> We know nothing
<WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried?
<Mel> exactly :D
<Mel> no
<Mel> it cannot

<WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it

Old Wiki-proverb: two users revert-warring each other is akin to two people taking turns kicking each other in the shins.

* {} flirts with Ceiling_Cat

<ijustam> uh oh

<ijustam> ceiling cat is being hit on by what appears to be a vagina

* [roux] chews on [garden]

<[garden]> noeeeeeeez
<DarkoNeko> [roux] eats grass

<[roux]> No, I smoke that.

<PeterSymonds> I had a really funny incident on the train today.

<PeterSymonds> I was reading my horoscope because I was bored, and it said "you are going to experience grievous bodily harm".
<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
<PeterSymonds> So I passed it to my friend, who's was "You are angry. Let it out."

<JulianC93> O_O

escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't follow him

<escape_goat> to fap
The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat
<escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP

<escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England

<YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?

* Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat

<Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES! MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT!
<Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some

pretty girl complained about me collapsing her wave function

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