MadMaxBeyondThunderdome drops rhymes like pennies off the empire state, so he can sit back and watch them accelerate.

The Lord God Boognish compels you!

Dr. Albert's Page

• Write Poetry
• Pwn n00bs
• Photosynthesize
• Ride My Bike
• Enjoy Languages
• Dance-off my electrolytes
• Taking Pure Guava from Brendan
• Go to Truman State University

I was born in the ghost of a small mining community around 1974. I say around 1974 because my birth records went up in the famous Tempe Hospital Blaze of 1981. That blaze took my mother. My father was soon after tried and found guilty before a jury of his peers for the crime. My sisters were inconsolable. My father enjoyed a lengthy stay of execution 'til that sum bitch' Nixon pulled the switch to gain credibility in the polls. Not that I have anything against Nixon. People say he was a decent man. Perhaps the stress of his position swayed his thoughts off course to a dark and murky water. Anyway, I digress. With one flick of a clammy prison guard's finger my hopes of ever learning my true date of birth went up in a frizzle of smoke. However, my intentions are not to dwell on the vacancies that have been made manifest in my life but rather the fulfilling times. Those shared memories of loved ones, of bouncing a grandchild on my knee or sneaking my first kiss behind the drive-in. Yes it are these triumphs of the human spirit that I wish to make th heart of what I am about to tell you...

• Movies by Wes Anderson
• Movies by the Coen Brothers
• Old / Middle English Literature
• Godspeed! You Black Emperor
• Ween (all hail Boognish)
• Rory Gallagher
• "Oz" 'til I'm depressed, then "Scrubs"

• Punching Bags are cool
• Ween is a better band than I am human
• Tony Kroeger doesn't mind head injuries
• Cars are just isolating pieces of metal that careen through a treeless countryside waiting to crash into each other in an eruption of steel and glass.
• There are more to trees than mother culture believes
• There are more to animals than we will ever know