I am a political science student at Harvard.

Dennis Vinyard: All this stuff about making everything "equal..." it's not that simple. Now you've got this book "Native Son." What happened to the other books in the course? They're not good anymore because Mr. Two Ph.Ds says so? Now you got to trade great books for black books? Does that make sense? You gotta question these things, Der. You gotta look at the whole picture. We're talking about books...but we're also talking about my job. I've got two black guys on my squad now who got their job over a couple of white guys who actually scored higher on the test. Does that make sense? Everything's "equal" now, but I've got two guys watching my back...responsible for my life...who aren't as good. They only got the job because they were black, not because they were the best.

Derek Vinyard: That sucks.

Dennis Vinyard: Yeah, is that what America's about? No, America's about the best man for the job. You do your best, you get the job. This affirmative action crap--I don't know what that's about. There's like some hidden agenda or something going on. You see what I'm saying?

“	Repression, Sir is a habit that grows. I am told it is like making love-it is always easier the second time! The first time there may be pangs of conscience, a sense of guilt. But once embarked on this course with constant repetition you get more and more brazen in the attack. All you have to do is to dissolve organizations and societies and banish and detain the key political workers in these societies. Then miraculously everything is tranquil on the surface. Then an intimidated press and the government-controlled radio together can regularly sing your praises, and slowly and steadily the people are made to forget the evil things that have already been done, or if these things are referred to again they're conveniently distorted and distorted with impunity, because there will be no opposition to contradict.	”
—  Lee Kuan Yew as an opposition PAP member speaking to David Marshall, Singapore Legislative Assembly, Debates, 4 October 1956.

“	Freedom of the press, freedom of the news media, must be subordinated to the overriding needs of the integrity of Singapore, and to the primacy of purpose of an elected government.	”
—  Lee Kuan Yew, as Prime Minister in an address to the General Assembly of the International Press Institute at Helsinki, 9 June 1971.

“	You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.	”
—  Batman in the 2008 DC Comics superhero action film The Dark Knight.

“	For many years, the PAP was the only party in Parliament. Had the PAP gone corrupt in those years? Until the 2011 election, there were very few opposition MPs in Parliament. Had the PAP let the people down? We are our own checks, the integrity of our leaders and our MPs … not this seductive lie of check and balance. They are seducing the people. And if the people are not careful, they will be seduced … (and) they will pay a price. They’re looking for plunder … So now a new tribe is coming, do they really have an interest in Marine Parade people’s welfare?	”
—  Emeritus Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong at a press conference to introduce upcoming candidates for GE 2015, 26 Aug 2015.

“	Without foreign workers, Singapore is likely to become a 'garbage city'. Cleanliness is a character thing. It shows who you really are.	”
—  Emeritus Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong on Facebook a day after Lee Hsien Loong called on Singaporeans to do their part to make Singapore a truly clean city instead of a "cleaned city", 29 January 2015.

“	To anyone of us here, $1 million is a lot of money. So where do you want to get your Ministers from? From people who earn only $500,000 a year, whose capacity is $500,000 a year? So (when) I look for Ministers, anybody who wants to be paid more than half a million, I won’t take him. You are going to end up with very very mediocre people, who can’t even earn a million dollars outside to be our Minister. Think about that. Is it good for you, or is it worse for us in the end?	”
—  Emeritus Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong arguing to recruit highly paid non-mediocres into the cabinet in order to sustain million-dollar ministerial salary during a dialogue session at the South-East District conference at NTUC Centre on 02 August 2018.

“	But in Cabinet, how could I succeed as a PM if the father was there, the elder son and the second son too? Nobody would believe I am my own man, isn’t it? With three – what chance would you have?	”
—  Emeritus Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong admitting in his biography "Tall Order" that getting Lee Hsien Yang into the Cabinet would make him look even more like a puppet.

“	Right now we have Low Thia Khiang, Chiam See Tong, Steve Chia. We can deal with them. Suppose you had 10, 15, 20 opposition members in Parliament. Instead of spending my time thinking what is the right policy for Singapore, I'm going to spend all my time thinking what's the right way to fix them, to buy my supporters votes, how can I solve this week's problem and forget about next year's challenges?	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong on Channel NewsAsia, 3 May 2006.

“	The HDB flat is not just a shelter but also a key investment asset...over the long term, the value of HDB flats depends on the strength of the Singapore economy. Provided Singapore continues to do well, our flats will maintain their value, and Singaporeans can enjoy an appreciating asset."	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong speaking at the Gala Dinner for the International Housing Conference held in conjuction with HDB's 50th anniversary in 2010

“	I don’t think that is fair or justifiable because their (foreign workers) crime rates are, in fact, lower than Singaporeans in general.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong speaking to the media in the aftermath of Little India riot on 12th December 2013.

“	Singaporeans, new arrivals, people who are on permanent residence here, people who are on employment pass here, all participating in one big Singapore family... So that we feel that this is a place which is special, which belongs to all of us and where we all celebrate one another's festivals and happy events together.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong speaking at a grassroot event to celebrate Indian New Year, 3 May 2014.

“	You want people to stand up, not scrape and bow. But if you don’t have a certain natural aristocracy in the system, people who are respected because they have earned that and we level everything down to the lowest common denominator, then I think society will lose out ... If you end up with anarchy, it doesn’t mean that you’ll be delivered with brilliance.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong at a dialogue organised by IPS, 3 July 2015.

“	You must make sure you steal somebody else’s lunch. You must always want to do better but you cannot always want to hope for the sky, and that is the challenge. Because if you are not hungry, you would not try, but if you are unrealistic, you would be disappointed.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong during a dialogue session with union leaders, 18 April 2017.

“	People can see that there has been no abuse of power... Even the opposition is not accusing the government of abuse of power.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong making a closing statement during a special Parliamentary session to clear himself of allegations of abuse of power, 4 July 2017.

“	The river cleanup is never done. Singaporeans still must learn not to drop litter and trash on the ground, which washes into drains and the river, and has to be caught with booms along the way.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong blaming Singaporeans for polluting the Singapore River during a speech at the 60th anniversary celebration of Malay broadsheet Berita Harian, 26 November 2017.

“	I find this argument frankly amazing. Many private properties are held on 99-year leases too, and yet nobody argues that they are merely being rented. HDB lessees have all the rights over their flats that owners of such leasehold private properties have.	”
—  Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong arguing that leasing of a HDB flat is equivalent to ownership of a 99-year leasehold private property despite the lack of a title deed and extraneous rules governing its usage and sale, 24 August 2018.

“	This episode – there’s no investigation done. It’s ownself defend ownself in parliament, with the PAP MPs. I wonder how would you want to convince me, my party, and Singaporeans that it is conclusive and that it is something we can all be convinced entirely, though I am prepared to give the benefit of the doubt to the Prime Minister.	”
—  Member of Parliament Low Thia Khiang at a special Parliamentary session convened by PM Lee to clear himself of allegations of abuse of power, 4 July 2017.

“	By using family, does this not also show that blood is thicker than water? Own siblings cannot sue… but political opponents and critics, sue until your pants drop.	”
—  Member of Parliament Low Thia Khiang at a special Parliamentary session convened by PM Lee to clear himself of allegations of abuse of power, 4 July 2017.

“	You find me a set of people in the world where nobody commits offences and everyone is clean. Since the PAP has been in charge you've had all kinds of corruption. You're not going to get angels in power all the time.	”
—  Minister for Law and Home Affairs K. Shanmugam responding after Ang Mo Kio's town council general manager was investigated and subsequently convicted for corruption, 6 January 2017

“	In Japan, the CEO and board of directors will call a press conference and take a deep bow, and in the good old days, they may even commit hara-kiri. Where there are breaches of the Companies Act, both the company as well as the individuals responsible will be charged, and if found guilty, punished with fines and/or jail terms for the individuals.	”
—  Transport Minister Khaw Boon Wan commenting on AHPETC in Parliament on 12 February 2015.

“	He wasn’t parachuted in or being asked to go and fix this, he volunteered for this job. As the former Chief of Defence Force, I know his heart is in the right place.	”
—  Transport Minister Khaw Boon Wan on SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek, 7 November 2017.

“	Cheap fares are popular, but they are not sustainable.	”
—  Transport Minister Khaw Boon Wan pushing for a fare hike in Parliament, 7 March 2018.

“	Instead of naming the individuals and developing a blame culture in our healthcare institutions, we need to encourage a learning culture to make our hospitals as safe as possible for the patients. Revealing the names of the officers and specific sanctions each individual received does not contribute to better care of patients. In deciding what to disclose, we have to bear in mind the longer-term impact on our healthcare system and healthcare workers, and strike a careful balance.	”
—  Health Minister Gan Kim Yong in the aftermath of the 2015 Hepatitis C outbreak at SGH during Parliamentary session on 4 April 2016

“	I reject any allegation that MOH sought to cover up the incident.	”
—  Health Minister and PAP chairman Gan Kim Yong in denial mode after the HIV data leak became public knowledge during Parliamentary session on 12 February 2019

“	Remember your place in society before you engage in political debate... Debate cannot degenerate into a free-for-all where no distinction is made between the senior and junior party, or what the Hokkiens describe as "boh tua, boh suay". You must make distinctions - what is high, what is low, what is above, what is below - and then within this, we can have a debate, we can have a discussion.	”
—  Information and the Arts Minister George Yeo speaking to reporters at the end of his Moulmein tour on the parameters of debate sparked off by Catherine Lim who criticised the PAP government in a social commentary published on the Straits Times, 19 February 1995

“	But I reject the suggestion by some that the political leadership has allowed the whole system to go slack.	”
—  Finance Minister and PAP first assistant secretary-general Heng Swee Keat in denial mode after the PAP government received criticism from Lianhe Zaobao, 9 February 2019

“	Our equilibrium as a small country may well be a single party system. The party can be PAP today, but another party in the future — so long it is the most capable at that time.	”
—  Education Minister (Higher Education and Skills) Ong Ye Kung selling the idea of one-party rule while ignoring its dangers at the annual Institute of Policy Studies' Singapore Perspectives conference on 23 January 2017.

“	In Singapore, half of our population do not pay personal income taxes, and GST is still single-digit. If we want universal welfare, taxes on ordinary folks, including the middle-income, will have to be much higher... A better way forward would be to enable people to help themselves.	”
—  Education Minister Ong Ye Kung presenting a red herring that taxing the poor and middle income is the only way to fund universal welfare while ignoring other options like raising tax cap on high income group, 15 May 2018

“	Talent is very short everywhere in the world - AI talent, software programmers. We let them in because we require a critical mass for the sector to take off, while we continue to train Singaporeans for those jobs.	”
—  Education Minister Ong Ye Kung pushing for greater job opportunities for foreigners while locals are being displaced and relegated to training - interview with Bloomberg on 19 September 2018

“	The visits have become more informal, to allow for more "authentic" interaction and for a more accurate reflection of ground sentiments. Gradually and progressively, it has become much more informal and not so staged and planned, and stop after stop, with tentages and programmes arranged specifically for you.	”
—  Education Minister Ong Ye Kung announcing plans for community visits by ministers prior to next general election to look less wayang, on 18 November 2018

“	You know, let me make this further point. Politics is a contest for power. But you know, the key principle when you have power is don’t take advantage of people under your charge and always be honest and upfront with your people. All of us will make mistakes. But when a mistake is made, just come clean and say so. But don’t cover up. That’s why I have not let this go. Because it is not about cleanliness of the ceiling, it is about clean politics.	”
—  Environment Minister Vivian Balakrishnan lecturing Low Thia Khiang on spring cleaning and politics during Parliamentary session on 9 July 2013

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy good.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend bad.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.
7. All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.