• my welcoming committee template-yes i know theres nothing there, i never got around to making it.
• userboxes i have made

Hello I'm J Klein. I contribute occasionally wherever I see a poor page in need of some help. I'm a teenager in St. Louis.

MEET J Klein
TIME This user was named TIME Person of the Year.		This user scored 4650.733806417181 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 96136963).
en This user is a native speaker of the English language.	es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.	ipa-0 ə This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	US This user uses American English.	1337-1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337.
pig Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.	... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.	w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
@ This user can be reached by email.	This user tracks their money on Where's George?	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.		BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user eats chocolate.	H2O This user drinks water regularly.	This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
	This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc.
This user is a Sudoku addict.	This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)	This user is attacking you with all three dice.
This user just sank your battleship.	This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.	This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.
fan-2 This user loves the SimCity video game series. User:Scepia/Nintendo character-0	M This user has a best friend who looks like this.
	Nin-3 This user's favorite Nintendo character is Toad.
This user is a history buff.	This user is interested in the history of the United States.	This user is interested in ancient Rome.
	This user is interested in their family history.
This user is interested in numismatics.	met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.	The Far Side This user reads The Far Side.	D This user reads Dilbert.
fan-3 This user thinks that UBX/Star Wars is the best film ever made.	fan-2 This user loves the film Harry Potter.	This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
	SW I This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked more.
	This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
$ This user is a fan of game shows.	DEAL This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel.	Bart This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"
This user is a fan of Friends.	#270 Vandalized Wikipedia Sorry! - Earl Hickey	This user is a fan of The Office.
SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!	news The only reality show this user watches is the news.
	This user prefers cold weather.
Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.		This user is learning how to ski or snowboard.
STL This user is a fan of the St. Louis Cardinals		Cubs This user is upset hell froze over. That probably happened since the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series and end the Curse of the Billy Goat.
	This user is active in simulating the United Nations.
teen This user is a teenager.	This user is of Italian ancestry.	This user is of Sicilian ancestry.
This user is of German ancestry.	This user is of Hungarian ancestry.	This user is of Slovak ancestry.
This user is from Earth.	The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.	This user grew up in the suburbs.
In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…		Hurricane Katrina May we never forget…
This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.		No tinsel This user finds tinsel distracting.
	UTC-6 This user's time zone is UTC-6.
	This user is part of the Welcoming Committee.
This user is a recent changes patroller.		This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.
1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.	Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian. and i always will be	This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.	J This user trusts Jimbo.	_ This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.
This user repairs links to disambiguation pages.	This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Television stations task force.	This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox. It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
	Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!