Gonzerelli is the screen-name commonly used by David Wankin (previously Van Eek), of Oak Flats, Peru. Current kindergarten student, and former student of Smiths Hill School.

Areas of knowledge, expertise and interest include:

• Music (especially crappy composition & poor arrangement; music misdirection; grindcore; kazoo; teaching)
• Fondling (particularly Primary School level)
• Rugby league - Supporter and member of South Sydney Rabbitohs