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User:Fatandproud

Hello, fellow Wikipedians I am Fatandproud. As my name suggests, I am proud to call myself a fat person and at 5'7" and 200 pounds, I am a huge advocate of fat acceptance and pride. I am of Nauruan descent. My father was born in Nauru and my mother was a descent of the Germans who had annexed Nauru in the 1880s. They came to the United States before I was born, and my mother died giving birth to me. My father was converted from Lutheranism to Eastern Christianity when I was young, and as a result I am a strong Christian. I am also a conservative and I have an unhealthy addiction to politics for my age. I dream of one day being the President and a leader of the fat acceptance movement. I am a native speaker of English, I am intermediate at German and French, advanced at Nauruan and Spanish.

Interests and Tastes

My favorite domestic animals are cats, dogs, and guinea pigs. My favorite exotic animals are Indian elephants. I have two mischievous Siamese cats, a German shepherd, and four guinea pigs. One day, I will be the first president to keep an elephant on the White House Lawn.

I love cars: Ferrari, Maserati, Fifties Cadillacs, Chevys, Jeeps, Fords, Hondas, Volkswagens, Toyotas, Subarus and Porsches, I would love to own at least one car of each of them, and don't care if the world's overrun by green freaks and cars are illegalized, I want no less then a Cherry Red Ferrari, Maserati Grand Turismo, 1950 Cadillac, Ford Expedition, Volkswagen Jetta, a bright yellow Jeep, a huge Chevy, Honda, Toyota, Subaru and a Porsche.

My favorite colors are navy or royal blue, grass green, and Tropicana orange. I hate all those fancy color names that could be way simplified. I think that the debate over whether white and black are colors is stupid...honestly who cares, you use them in art, it doesn't make a difference?!

Computers hate me, I'm not a very technically oriented person so I was not able to find how to transfer userboxes to my page. I have an AOL email, a Facebook, a Twitter, a Skype and a MySpace account as well as, of course my Wikipedia account. I have an unhealthy addiction to Wikipedia, so I go on it everyday. I'm making a commitment to make at least 100 edits before I'm through with this website. I have a Dell Laptop and I use Internet Explorer, I know that and Explorer is better than any Fox. I also have an iPad and an iPhone which I use to feed my addiction to Wikipedia, Temple Run, and Nightclub Story.

I know that I eat too much, but I'm fat, what can I say. When I feel depressed, I admit to going on eating binges. I like Jersey-style pepperoni pizza, I LOVE hamburgers and cheeseburgers, hot dogs, Philly cheesesteaks (Geno's all the way), crab, saurkraut, cheese, Mexican chili, fries, chips, quesadillas, spaghetti, sausages, apples, bananas, blackberries, chicken, fish, sushi, shellfish, salami, medium rare steak, venison, BBQ, cheesecake, brownies, cake, starburst, jelly beans, candy corn, starburst, chips, pie, Reeses pieces, Swedish Fish, tastykakes, gummy worms, marzipan, doughnuts and chocolate. I like KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, White Castle, Panera Bread, Taco Bell, Arby's, and Applebees. I like Chinese, Vietnamese, Polynesian, Greek, Spanish and Italian food.

As for drinks, I like hot chocolate, chocolate milk, water coffee, and iced tea. I drink soda by the metric ton, my favorites include root beer, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, Fanta (Orange, Lemon, Grape, and Strawberry), orange soda, Mountain Dew, Sprite, Fresca, Sierra Mist, Snapple, Monster, Coke, Cola, Cherry Vanilla Coca Cola, Pepsi and Moxie. I do not consume alcoholic beverages as I do not believe in any form of drinking, getting drunk or anything that is too addictive and becomes more important than God or controls you when the Holy Ghost should control you.

I majorly enjoy history, it is one of my favorite subjects. I like genealogy, Cold War, Civil War, Nauruan Tribal War, World War I, World War II, Revolution, War of 1812, The Texas Revolution, the French Revolution, the Mexican Revolution, the Iraq War, the Afghanistan War, Korean War and Vietnam. I am interested in the history of Europe, Germany, France, East Timor, Nauru, Polynesia, Hawai'i, North Dakota, the United States, and Canada. I have deep personal interest in presidential history my favorite president being Harry S. Truman (even though he was a Democrat), I have several other runner-ups. My least favorite is our current president, don't even get me started on him, you'll see me rant about him in the politics section further down the page. I just finished reading Killing Lincoln by Bill O'Reilly and it was probably the best historic book I ever read, it was amazing though I'm no book critic the painstaking detail and research that went into it brought the story to life not how boring high school textbooks write it. I am very interested also in theological history. My favorite time periods are Medieval times, biblical times, ancient times, prehistory, the colonial era, the Victorian era, the Edwardian era, the Great Depression, the World War era and the Cold War era, so that basically means I like all of history. I enjoy the History Channel but I wished they still showed historic programming not all these stupid reality shows that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with history.

I have several hobbies and pastimes. I enjoy collecting historical items (and hope one day to turn my collection into a museum), eating, sleeping, reading, using Wikipedia, singing, swimming, learning, economics, sociology, practicing my foreign languages, games, filming, spending time inside, writing, watching television, watching YouTube videos, right-wing politics, spending time with friends, shooting targets, hunting, and watching sunsets and thunderstorms. I am a self-proclaimed Americophile, Francophile, Nauruophile, Polynesiophile, Hispanophile, Germanophile, Lusophile, and Estophile.

As I mentioned before, I am a right-wing conservative and I admit to being addicted to Fox News (I know it's not fair and balanced but I prefer it anyway to CNN and Media Matters and all those other television news stations that are polluted with liberals). I am strongly pro-life, as I am a former fetus and while I recognzie the pain a woman goes through in birth it's a little selfish to deny someone a life just so that you won't have to go through so pain or out of your comfort zone for nine months. ABORTION IS MURDER and the only exception that I will provide is if the mother's life is at risk, and if you can't afford a child you can give them up for adoption and still stay in touch, I hate how misandric, hypocritical, radical feminists acts like it's such a crime against women to want to give someone the opportunity to live. I oppose any forms of infanticide because I member of the mafia gets executed for murdering a rival mobster and liberals are telling me that we should allow people from killing innocent babies! I don't think so. Animal rights are ridiculous and while I'm no advocate of animal cruelty, I think PETA kind of goes overboard besides I'm a member of the other PETA, People Eatin' Tasty Animals. I am against imperialism and hate it when liberals accuse conservatives of being imperialists because trust me I'm not (though I would have an imperialist government over a communist, fascist or dictator-ruled government). I support the death penalty for serious crimes because if you murder or rape someone, you've changed the lives of them and other for good, liberals are strongly against the death penalty until they have a friend or relative murdered than they're full of anger. You murder someone, you pay the price. I am completely against cannabis and I quote a friend of mine here "When the 'buzz' of marijuana wears off their's nothing left but reality". A couple days ago I went on www.legalizationofmarijuana.com and looked at the comments, one particular one said "I smoke cannabis everyday" then later "IT'S NOT ADDICTIVE", yes technically it is not addictive but it makes you feel so good you want to keep that feeling so you do it again and again. I support public education but not the teacher's unions, I also support vouchers and charter schools. I oppose euthanasia because much like abortion it's murder, Kevorkian had it comin'. To me women's rights=equality, feminism=misandry. I am a masculist and reccomend Warren Farrel's book "The Myth of Male Power". As mentioned before I am a huge advocate of fat acceptance. I am a Christian who supports gay rights, how could I call myself a crusader of tolerance if I didn't tolerate gays I believe that while homosexuality is a sin, we should except gays for who they are. Don't even get me started on political correctness, it's taking away our freedom of religion and freedom of speech I don't care if a offend some f***ing atheist if I pray at lunch or if I come across as racist just because I call an African American black, I'm not a racist, I actually get offended that I'm not allowed to express my religion openly. Liberal mainstream media is used to brainwash people, these hypocritical liberal anchors and journalists are always resorting to personal attacks and really just about any way possible to bring conservatives down but I refuse to give in to their cynicism. I think affirmative action is stupid, why do people care so much about what happened 50 years ago GET OVER IT, why should you be treated like royalty just because your ancestors were treated like crap and why should we be treated like crap just because our ancestors were treated like royalty? I agree with one userbox I saw, the First Amendment was made to protect religion NOT ABOLISH IT, nowhere in the Constitution does it say "Seperation of Church and State", all it says is that the government will not established a state church and at the rate we're going we'll have state atheism just like the Soviet Union. I am against universal health care. Fiscally I am positioned on the center right, socially I am positioned on the near-center right.

Life

I aspire to go to Princeton University and get a degree in public policy with a minor in composition with at least a bachelor's degree in political science (public policy, same thing?). My favorite subjects are history, writing, government, and German. My best friend and FWB User:Latinblood is heavily Latina and teaches me more Spanish than any Spanish teacher ever would.

People say I have a sunny disposition. I have been bullied for being fat but I don't let people bring me down because I know that God wants and cares about me always (not to mention my best friend and dad). I do my best to be an optimist though in tough situations but sometimes it's just human nature to be pessimistic.

I am of German, Nauruan and a little bit of French descent. My mother was predominantly German and part French and my father is Nauruan as previously mentioned. I guess because I'm part white and part Polynesian, it makes me a mix. I think that Polynesians should have their own category in the US Census, instead of being classified with Asians but again, I don't want to be considered one of those racy people because I'm not.

I barely work out, (maybe once a month or so). As previously mentioned I am 5 foot 7 inches and 200 pounds. I have a BMI of 31.3, classifying me as obese, which I say with pride. I do not have any irrational fears or phobias, I have a few philias including hydrophilia, eatophilia, and dormaphilia (to love sleeping). I have a severe self-diagnosed case of ADHD and as Sugar Rae Motta on Glee puts it "I have self-diagnosed aspergers, which means I can pretty much say whatever I want too, sorry aspergers". I have hyperlexia, by the time I was three, I was reading myself my own bedtime stories. I am right-handed. When I was younger, I had symptoms of underage depression, though I'm all over that now. I may develop sleep apnea because my father has it. I do not smoke and when I'm older I only plan to have a cigar every once in a while. My blood type is O positive. I am colorblind and have blue eyes with blondish-brown hair and dark, Polynesian skin. I do not have diabetes, though it runs in the family, my father has Type 1 Diabetes. I am allergic to cork and uncooked cabbage.

I would prefer to keep my name secret though my first name is from the Bible and my last name is after the Nauruan tribe I am descended from. I am male and try to maintain my masculinity, as aforementioned, I am an advocate of masculism (I reccomend www.avioceformen.com). I am a teenager, not a stereotype, I'm fat but I'm not one of those groggy, cranky, ornery teenagers. As I said before many times, I am Nauruan and am traced back to the line of chiefs in one of the twelve tribes of Nauru. I am an only child and I live with my father, who too is an obese Nauruan man from whom I've inherited many traits, he is a writer. My mother died while giving birth to me because she was very thin and I was a dozen pound baby. My best friend and FWB is User:Latinblood.

I am a strong Eastern Christian. My parents were raised Lutheran in Nauru but when they came to America, they converted to Eastern Christianity which I feel very deeply about. I know for a fact that I am going to heaven and it makes me sad that I have good friends who I know when one of us dies, that's the last time that I am going to see them because they are headed in the opposite direction. User:Latinblood and I have crusaded for Christian rights in our school, allowing students to pray, post the Ten Commandments, and express their religion freely. We started an afterschool bible study and prayer group called the God Squad (yes, we did take the name from Glee). I went against evolution being taught in schools and my friend even failed the evolution unit in science because she was so angry with it. I read "The Five People You Meet In Heaven" and I believe that you really do meet five people heaven before picking a place to wait for the person that you are assigned too as one of the five people.

I identify as straight but not narrow. I support gays, being completely straight myself. I believe that pornography is immoral and frankly if you like it, you're desperate. I am for sexuality and think that sex is a good thing and should not be looked on as shamefully as it is. I find dark hair, dark eyes, and tan skin attractive though I like other looks too. I am single. I was with another fat girl until User:Latinblood, my friend with benefits got jealous and put an end to it. I like that my friend with benefits is heteroflexible and believe that it is okay to have a physical relationship.

Media

I am really, really bad at art, I can't draw stick figures. I don't get the purpose of art, like what does it do?

I generally don't read that much, I used to but now it's only if I get hooked on a really good book. My favorite books are the Bible, the Five People You Meet In Heaven, Eat the Cookies Buy The Shoes, Power Thoughts, the Hardy Boys Series, the Years of Rice and Salt Series, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series and many, many others that I can't think of at the moment. I enjoy the work out William Faulkner and hate Shakespeare's work except for "Much Ado About Nothing". I like Sherlock Holmes stories and other worker of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (even though he was a spiritualist and occultist sorcerer). Some of my favorites are by Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck: Pinheads and Patriots, Killing Lincoln, Common Sense, An Inconvenient Book and Being Goerge Washington. I like science fiction, Christian, drama, alternative fiction and humorous literature.

Now I think that comics are kind of stupid but I enjoyed Superman, Spiderman and Batman comics when I was little.