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User:Ezratrumpet

While Ezratrumpet once edited Wikipedia often, and was once a bane of many WikiTrolls, he grew weary of endless WikiBattles, and now limits his editing to punctuation, oddly constructed sentences, and other such oddities.

He has yet to receive a Pulitzer Prize, win a popular election, or make a discovery of such significance as to merit a Wikipedia article of his own.

Nonetheless, he remains ambitious and optimistic.



Ezratrumpet's Userboxes
poxThis user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.
This user contributes using Firefox.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Schools.
trpt-4This user is a professional trumpet player.
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Music.
This user is a teacher.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
ΦΜΑThis user is a brother of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia. OAS AAS LLS!
MAThis user has a Master of Arts degree in Music.
This user was a volunteer mediator in the Mediation Cabal before it was closed.
This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 4 sugars.
en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
This user almost has the Master of Arts in History from Sam Houston State University.
"Clearly now is the perfect time to practice your philosophy." Marcus Aurelius
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
A lion similar to Aslan, the Lion This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
This user loves Hot Dogs in all his varieties.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
DON'T PANICThrough a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
This user is a native Appalachian.
This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.
400+This user has made more than 400 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user is a WikiAngel.
This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
OpenOffice.org This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.
This user's favorite color is gray.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.


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Modern statue of Jochi
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Jochi (c. 1182 – c. 1225) was a prince in the Mongol Empire. For months before his birth, his mother Börte had been a captive of the Merkit tribe, one of whom forcibly married and raped her. Although there was thus doubt over his parentage, Börte's husband Genghis Khan considered Jochi his son and treated him as such. Many Mongols, most prominently Börte's next son Chagatai, disagreed; these tensions eventually caused Jochi's exclusion from the line of succession. After Genghis founded the Mongol Empire in 1206, he entrusted Jochi with nine thousand warriors and a large territory in the west of the Mongol heartland; Jochi campaigned extensively to extend Mongol power in the region. He also commanded an army during the invasion of the Khwarazmian Empire, but tensions arose between him and his family during the siege of Gurganj in 1221. They were still estranged when Jochi died of ill health. His descendants continued to rule his territories, which became known as the Golden Horde. (Full article...)