This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

Hi, my name is Johann. Do NOT call me John, because my friends do, and it gets really, really, really, really, really, really (did I mention really?) ANNOYING (My friends do that just to irk me). By the way, I'm of German origin. My family and I moved to Stanford, California when I was young, and I attend Stanford University. I have reviewed my ambitions and am going for a Masters Degree in quantum mechanics. I am on the wealthier side (I hate to admit it; I don't like boasting). My father died in an automobile accident and left an inheritance for me.

I have made several donations to Wikipedia, I'm an Oakland A's fan, an Oakland Raiders fan, a San Jose Sharks fan, and a Golden State Warriors fan.

• My real name: Johann G. Schmidt (I like to keep the "g" part anonymous).
• My gender: Male.
• My age: 23.
• My hometown: Stanford, California.
• My hair color: Black.
• My eye color: Blue.
• My height: 6'1".
• My weight: 175 lbs.
• My birthplace: Munich, Germany (I moved here when I was four).
• My nationality: German.
• My birthdate: May 9, 1983.
• The university I attend: Stanford University.
• The high school I attended: The Harker School.
• The elementary and middle school I attended: Challenger School.

• Stonehenge.
• Eiffel Tower.
• Taj Mahal.
• Grand Canyon.
• Yosemite National Park.
• Arc de Triomphe.
• Empire State Building.

I like to travel, as you can see.

Today is 24 February 2025

This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

This user is drug-free.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user is male.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user attends or attended Stanford University.

This user plays baseball.

This user is a footballer.

This user does not smoke.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user lives in the United States

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user eats chocolate.

This user advocates democracy.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

This user can drive.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is cooler than you.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

This user is a mutant.

This user is a paladin.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

This user is a mad scientist.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.