I basically just keep this account for the skin. Used to edit, but left because I didn't like policy on a bunch of things. Might go back to editing since I log in anyway; might not. The userboxes and categories I have may no longer describe me, as I choose them when I was a different person. I have no plans to organise or revise them
Update: I have removeed some of the userboxes that no longer describe me. I probably won't organise them further and am unlikely to add new ones, but that may change. I am still angry about policy, but feel at this point the stakes are too high to give up. I won't participate in contentious editing of mainspace articles as I do not have the energy to get dragged into edit wars, but I may participate in contentious topics in internal decision making of the wiki.
Second Update: English Wikipedia is engaging in blood libel. This site is beyond saving by any means besides an intervention of the Foundation. I will not edit any mainspace articles at all.

This user identifies as queer.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user advocates the logical and consistent reform of English orthography.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

Alternate history: the canvas upon which this user paints "what if".

This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.

This user's looking at you, kid.

THIS USER THOUGHT THERE WAS NO COUCH!

This user supports protection of the environment.

This user supports youth rights.

This user is agnostic.

I need to clean up this page layout

This user supports democracy in Belarus.

This user user supports an independent Republic of South Maluku.

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

This user thinks that being anti-Putin is being pro-Russian.

This user supports independence for Catalonia.

This user supports the right of the Falkland Islanders to determine their own sovereignty

This user supports the people of Gibraltar's right to self-determination.

This user supports Scottish independence.

This user recognizes the independence of Somaliland.

This user supports the independence of Greenland.

This user supports the Chagossian Right of Return. Free Diego Garcia!‡

This user supports the independence of West Papua.

This user supports the independence of Kashmir.

This user supports a referendum to end the Olivença/Olivenza dispute.

This user supports the Independence of Corsica

This user supports the unification of Moldova and Romania.

This user supports the independence of Silesia.

This user is opposed to minaret bans such as the one in Switzerland.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user supports universal health care.

This user wants a World government.

This user, while generally preferring non-violence, is not a pacifist.

This user supports Puerto Rico Statehood

This user believes that the Hawaiian Kingdom was illegally overthrown. Long live Queen Liliʻuokalani!

This user knows the Black Hills were illegally stolen from the Sioux and believes they are not for sale.

This user supports the Genetic Modification of plants.

This user is a carnivore.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user supports gun regulation, but not an outright ban on the civilian ownership of guns.

This user is originally from Israel but lives in the USA

This user supports the European Union, but believes that it should be reformed.

This user wants the EU to pursue a multi-speed Europe.

This user does NOT support the United Nations.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports Schulze STV.

This user is an anti-consumerist.

This user supports the independence of Darfur.

This user supports Israel

This user supports independence for the Basque Country.

This user supports the independence of Abkhazia.

This user supports the independence of Chechnya.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user is a fan of Star Wars.

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This user knows you can't fight in the War Room.

This user enjoys the works of Isaac Asimov.

This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is something completely different.

This user is a supporter of Palestinian-Israeli Peace

This user rejects Brexit.

This user opposes the presidency of Emmerson Mnangagwa.

This user supports the independence of Southern Cameroons.

This user supports Quebec independence.

This user supports the independence of Uyghuristan.

This user believes Australia should become a Republic.

This user believes in the creation of the Pacific Union.

This user supports the agreements reached in Havana.

This user is Anti-Uribist.

This user thinks that Juan Manuel Santos wasn't a good president.

This user opposes the government of Iván Duque.

This user supports the Czech Republic's membership in NATO.

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This user supports the Czech Republic's membership in EU.

This user supports the unification of Albania and Kosovo.

This user is against the Monegasque Monarchy

This user doesn't like Christoph Blocher.

This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

This user despises Gerrymandering.

This user has come to believe in New Keynesian economics.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.†

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This user is interested in anthropology.

This user is interested in archaeology.

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user is interested in human impacts on the environment.

This user is interested in sociology.

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This user is interested in conworlding/conlanging.

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

This user believes every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!

This user reads Asterix comics.

This user wishes that they were at Marlinspike Hall for a change, blistering barnacles!

This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

This user is a fan of ABBA

This user is a fan of BABYMETAL. Kitsune up!

This user is a fan of the Beach Boys.

This user lives in a yellow submarine. +

This user is a Soul Man.

This user keeps the Electric light on E.L.O.

This user wants the Chattanooga Choo Choo to choo choo them home.

But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, this user is the very model of a modern Major-General.

This user is just another brick in The Wall.

This user's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

This user thinks Louis Armstrong is the ultimate optimist.

This user misses Amy Winehouse.

This user enjoys the songs of Naomi Shemer.

This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.

This user is interested in Paleontology.

One can never have too many userboxes.

This user is interested in royal and peerage genealogy.

-	This user likes to translate articles from French to English.

This user is not a lawyer. They are not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that they write is legal advice.

This user is a physicalist who believes everything that exists consists of matter and energy.

This user believes that we all need to fight for indigenous rights.

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

This user sometimes still makes art and graphics with MS Paint.