Jessica "Jess" Carter (born September 16, 1981) was born in Edinburgh, moved to Lancaster in 2001, then to Preston in 2004 and moved back to Edinburgh in 2019, where she makes her living as a recruitment consultant. The origins of her username - given to her in late 2005 - are simple: the "ditzy" bit is due to her ditzy nature. The "Nizzy" bit is due to the Nizlopi No1 JCB Song, which are the same as her initals, just in a different order.
Amongst her hobbies are the Eurovision Song Contest, music - most types, but not classical, easy listening or country - football, chocolate and having sex. As a result of at least two of the hobbies, you'll often see her hanging around music or (more likely) football articles - doing little things like typos, formatting errors, that sort of thing.
Notice any screw-ups (typos, formatting errors etc)? Then please change it - just don't vandalise it because I allow you to edit the page. If there's any gaps in the table below, that's because they're meant to be there. If you notice a string of changes on the same page made by me, that's not vandalism: that's because I've noticed something to change after clicking "Save page". Or, in the case of the 2009–10 UEFA Europa League article, I was doing it bit by bit (especially Group H's table).
Note to self - The following reasons are why you shouldn't edit after you've seen Scotland win at Hampden Park: [1], [2] and [3]. ("Second deletion"? What the f*** were you thinking of, Jess?)[3]