"Statistically, my home town is the most normal place in the universe. Statistics lie." - Marshall Teller, Eerie, Indiana

"Without war human beings stagnate in comfort and affluence and lose the capacity for great thoughts and feelings, they become cynical and subside into barbarism." – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to decisively prove that whoever is listening to these words actually exists." – Myself

"Man seeks to form for himself, in whatever manner is suitable for him, a simplified and lucid image of the world, and so to overcome the world of experience by striving to replace it to some extent by this image. This is what the painter does, and the poet, the speculative philosopher, the natural scientist, each in his own way. Into this image and its formation, he places the center of gravity of his emotional life, in order to attain the peace and serenity that he cannot find within the narrow confines of swirling personal experience." – Albert Einstein

"If the Truth is unpopular, replace the People." – Myself

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! NO TRUTH HANDLER ARE YOU! I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH-HANDLING ABILITIES!" – Sideshow Bob Roberts

"This tells me less than nothing. Do you understand? You've made me forget things I didn't even know." – Black Mage

"We'll burn that river when we cross a bridge over a bush with two birds throwing stones in glass houses. ...That really got away from me after 'river'." – Fighter McWarrior

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user is interested in art history.

This user enjoys pistol shooting.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

This user plays Risk.

This user plays Tetris.

This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

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This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user still uses a Commodore 64.

This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user still enjoys playing games on the NES.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。 这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。 This user is interested in Chinese history.

This user is interested in ghost towns.

This user is interested in the Salem Witch Trials.

This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in Ancient Greece.

This user is interested in ancient Persia.

This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user is interested in Carthage.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

This user is interested in the American Civil War.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in the Russian Revolution.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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This user's favourite animal is the tiger shark.

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This user has an intermediate understanding of the Elder Futhark.

𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑿𐑟𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. This user is interested in Shavian.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。 This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes poetry.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user is a fan of Dune.

This user enjoys the works of Sherlock Holmes.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys geofiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a carnivore.

This user loves food in moderation.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user loves Hot Dogs in all their varieties.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

This user likes    TABASCO pepper sauce   .

This user loves pasta.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pancakes.

This user likes waffles.

This user loves brownies.

This user eats chocolate.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

Why would anyone eat a peep?

This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user eats steak.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats strawberries.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user is interested in polyhedra.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

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This user is a statistician.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user hates the Pittsburgh Stealers. And no, he didn't spell their real name wrong.

This user is interested in motorsports.

This user supports Formula One.

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This user is a Super GT fan.

This user hopes the Leafs win another Stanley Cup within his lifetime.

This user plays pocket billiards.

This user plays eight-ball.

This user plays nine-ball.

This user is a Hulkamaniac, brother!

This user is a fan of The People's Champion, The Rock.

This user is a proud cyclist.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Motorsport.

This user is a member of WikiProject American Open Wheel Racing.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Formula One.

This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to improving articles on paranormal subjects.

This user participates in WikiProject Chess.

• NC16002 disappearance - All data thus far compilable in encyclopedic format for the disappearance of the NC16002 DC-3 airliner.

• 1911 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1911 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.
• 1912 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1912 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.

• All data compilable and studied on the Bermuda Triangle
• Quantifying and describing for the Project the difference between a faux curse and a legitimate curse.

• Beginning to work on the Highlander database

• The lives of prominent dictators in world history

• Actually follow Wales' dream of ALL human knowledge, if people didn't get it the first time.
• Make well-sourced inclusionism the name of the game, and LOOK UP STUFF to prove things, rather than just delete them.
• Find out where one should go in order to spread hate and viciousness, just to make a lot of people go bug-eyed, rather than because of actually believing in such.
• Have Wikipedia offer free drinks to all posters.