Oh yeah, because I have nothing very good to say about myself, you're probably going to get pummeled by userboxes now. Lots of them. At some point in the future, I will organize this list. Maybe. Probably...

This user is an Aquarius.

龍

This user is a Dragon.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a furry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user's favourite colour is purple.

This user's favorite color is green.

This user identifies as pansexual.

This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry.

This user enjoys sex.

This user has a girlfriend.

This user wishes they had a boyfriend.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user reads webcomics.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user is a Leaf Villager.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user is a Pokémon fan.

This user is searching for paradise.