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Computing This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user contributes using Firefox. This user contributes using Ubuntu. This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks. This user uses µTorrent. This user uses Soulseek.

Personal This user is of Irish ancestry. Alba This user is of Scottish ancestry. This user lives in or hails from Taunton.   This user is a mechanic This user considers themselves self-educated. This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

Gaming is Life This user is addicted to video games. This user still enjoys playing games on the NES. This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64. This user still enjoys their Sega Dreamcast, and thinks it's underrated! @ This user plays NetHack. An Adventurer is this User.

Silliness This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wikipedia. No user serviceable parts inside. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

Media This user appreciates real punk music. This user enjoys ska. This user likes alternative rock. This user can't stand hip hop music. This user is a MusicBrainz moderator. This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. V This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user. STAR WARS This user is a Star Wars fan.