Hey I'm Alex. I patrol the new pages feed, revert vandalism, and welcome new users.

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Userboxes This user has been on Wikipedia for 14 years, 11 months and 28 days. This user is a recent changes, new page, random page and a new pages feed patroller. >:-P This user tattles on vandals. This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism. This user regrets that every local idiot can post a comment on the Internet. If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing! Interests A7X This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold. NCIS This user deserves a smack upside the head. This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals. Languages Ascript-3 This user is an advanced AppleScript programmer. bash-3 This user is an advanced Bash programmer. This user is an advanced TI-BASIC programmer. js-1 This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer. Lua-2 This user is an intermediate Lua coder.