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This user contributes to the Wikipedia trading card game.	This user has not deleted the Main page.
This user has no userboxes on their userpage.	MORE This user has more userboxes.
en This user is a native speaker of the English language.	es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
q79BUNNY!eQQ-3 This user is a fluent speaker of Patent nonsense.	This user is a citizen of the United States of America.
This user scored 100295088 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 397867927).	This user is a member of the Nickelodeon task force, and would like to get slimed someday.
This user is a member of the SpongeBob SquarePants work group.	This user contributes using Inkscape.
This user contributes using The Gimp.	pno-2 This user is an intermediate pianist.
This user contributes using Windows XP.	This user contributes using a MacBook.
[WP] This user can program in Wikimarkup.	css-1 This user is a beginning Cascading Style Sheets user.
This user is happy to help new users. Leave a message here.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.	Wikipedian since June 2007
This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2007.	_ This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.
This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
os This user uses an operating system.	Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
This user is from the planet Earth.	This user's favorite color is yellow.
This user eats chocolate.	This user eats cookies.
This user loves cake.	This user loves brownies.
This user loves to eat pizza.	This user loves spaghetti.
This user drinks water regularly.	This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.	ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.	This user bangs their head on a Brick Wall!
SHORT This user is probably shorter than you.	This user can get online. Did you know that?
blah blah blah This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories. There's a funny story about that...	Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.	User:Airhogs777 This user is User:Airhogs777 and thinks you should be, too.*
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT ←
-s These users prefer to be referred to in the plural.	This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox. It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
This user uses eye-bleedingly bright colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.	This user uses horribly clashy colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.
awesome This user is totally awesome!	gk This user is a geek.
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→ Monopolies, oligarchy, the striving for domination and not for freedom	This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
ɑwɒ This user is opposed to the new wikia skin.
This user is of multiple ancestries.	This user fears the clowns.
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.	This user is a Virgo.
chizod This user does not care what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.	鼠 This user was born in the year of the Rat.
This user prefers warm weather.	mum This user would like to wish all the mothers of the world a happy Mothering Sunday.
dad This user would like to wish all the fathers of the world a happy Father's Day.	This user is not yet dead. Please check back later...
? This user doesn't see how it is relevant to their editing to disclose their age.	This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Languages.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Templates.
This user has deleted IE from their computer.	4 This user is a WikiYoungAdult.
This user is a member of the iOS task force.	This user watches SpongeBob SquarePants.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.	I This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

Hi! I'm Airhogs777 (formerly Nicky Nouse). I've been a user since June 2007, but I come and go, so I have made very few edits in comparison to other users of my "age." Last I checked, I had around 1200, but you can check my count on the edit counter for an actual number. Lately, I've been working a lot on the Wikipedia trading card game. Before that, it was a bit on the SpongeBob WikiProject.

• Created app table on iOS (Apple)#Included applications
• Contributed largely in writing Despicable Me#Plot