"The Final Curtain" is an episode of the BBC sitcom, The Green Green Grass. It was first screened on 14 December 2007, as the sixth episode of the third series.^[1] It was written by John Sullivan, and directed by Dewi Humphreys.

Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot which could result in an early death. When Dora arrives he is reassured but is even more startled about what he is told.

• British TV Comedy Guide for The Green Green Grass
• BARB viewing figures^{[permanent dead link‍]}