"The Teddy Bears' Picnic"
Sheet music cover, 1907
Nursery rhyme
Published	1907 (instrumental) 1932 (lyrics)
Composer(s)	John Walter Bratton
Lyricist(s)	Jimmy Kennedy

"The Teddy Bears' Picnic" is a song consisting of a melody written in 1907 by American composer John Walter Bratton, and lyrics added in 1932 by Irish songwriter Jimmy Kennedy. It remains popular in Ireland and the United Kingdom as a children's song, having been recorded by numerous artists over the decades. Kennedy lived at Staplegrove Elm and is buried in Staplegrove Church, in Taunton, Somerset, England. Local folklore has it that the small wooded area between the church and Staplegrove Scout Hut was the inspiration for his lyrics.

Bratton composed and personally copyrighted it in 1907, and then assigned the copyright to M. Witmark & Sons, New York City, who published it later that year as "The Teddy Bears Picnic: Characteristic Two Step", according to the first page of the published piano score, as well as the orchestral parts Witmark published in an arrangement by Frank Saddler. However, the illustrated sheet music cover gives the title as THE TEDDY BEARS' PICNIC, with apostrophe on "BEARS" and no genre descriptor.^[1][2] Irish songwriter Jimmy Kennedy wrote the now familiar lyrics for it in 1932.^{[citation needed]}

After Bratton wrote "The Teddy Bears' Picnic", however, many people felt that the composer plagiarized portions of the melody. Music aficionados pointed out in particular that the refrain echoed the theme from Robert Browne Hall's 1895 "Death or Glory March". Nevertheless, charges were not filed and Bratton's song still has the same tune it had in 1907.^{[citation needed]}

The first recording of the piece was by the Edison Symphony Orchestra, made at Edison Records' "New York Recording Department" studio, 79 Fifth Avenue, New York City, in November 1907 and was released as Edison two-minute cylinder 9777 in March 1908, as announced on page 3 of the January 1908 issue of The Edison Phonograph Monthly (vol. VI, no. 1).^[3][4] Arthur Pryor's Band made the work's first disc recording for the Victor Talking Machine Company in Camden, New Jersey, on 14 September 1908. Take 2 from that session was released in November 1908 as Victor single-faced disc 5594 and as side A of the company's first double-faced disc 16001, with the title on the label reading "The Teddy Bears' Picnic/Descriptive Novelty".^[5][6] An early UK recording was made by the Black Diamonds Band for Zonophone records in 1908.^{[citation needed]}

The first vocal version was recorded in 1932 on BBC Radio by Henry Hall with his BBC Orchestra, with Val Rosing singing Kennedy's lyrics. The song has subsequently been recorded by numerous notable artists, including: Rosemary Clooney, Bing Crosby (recorded 22 June 1950),^[7] Frank DeVol, Michael Feinstein,^[8] Jerry Garcia, John Inman, Jessie Matthews, Anne Murray, and Dave Van Ronk. Notable non-solo artists to record the song include the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Bad Manners, Rosenshontz, and Trout Fishing in America.

If you go down in the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Every good little teddy bear
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.
Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
they'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the ways the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears.
The little teddy bears
Are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gayly gad about.
They love to play and shout.
They never have any care.
At 6 o'clock, their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired, little teddy bears.

If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today,
But it's safer to stay at home.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

The 1932 Henry Hall recording was of especially good quality with a large tonal range. It was used for more than 30 years by BBC audio engineers (up until the early 1960s) to aurally assess the frequency response of audio equipment.^[9]

• In the late 1940s and early 1950s, a version performed by organist Ethel Smith was used as the theme song for the Big Jon and Sparkie radio program, an American children's show presented on weekdays and Saturday mornings. The Saturday show was later named No School Today.
• From the 1966 album "Children's Favourites" sung by Jessie Matthews
• John Inman's 1975 recording of the song (as featured on his first album Are You Being Served Sir?) was regularly playlisted on BBC Radio 1/2 Saturday morning children's show Ed Stewart's Junior Choice in the late 1970s.
• Excerpts of the song feature in the Goldilocks and the Three Bears sequences in the "Boring" episode of The Young Ones (Series 1, Episode 3).
• In 1983, Green Tiger Press turned Kennedy's lyrics into a children's book, with illustrations by company co-founder Sandra Darling (under the name Alexandra Day). Original printings included a 7" record, with the Bing Crosby recording on the A side, and a recording by a local klezmer band, dubbed "The Bearcats", on the B-side.
• In an episode of The Simpsons (Burns_Verkaufen_der_Kraftwerk), Bart recites part of the lyrics in Moe's bar.
• The song appears in the 2006 film Open Season. The original lyrics are sung by Beth and Shaw, and a version with different lyrics is sung by Elliot.
• In 1989, an animated television special titled The Teddy Bears' Picnic was released, featuring two teddy bears named Benjamin (voiced by Jonathan Crombie) and Wally (voiced by Stuart Stone) attending the titular picnic while also attempting to reunite a human girl with her own teddy bear, Doc, who had also gone to the picnic. Ann Stevens performed the song, which served as the film's theme song. The cartoon was followed by two further specials called The Teddy Bears' Christmas (1992) -which serves as an origin story for how Benjamin and Wally first met- and The Teddy Bears' Scare (1998) and later a television series called The Secret World of Benjamin Bear.
• The track "Gruntilda's Lair" from the video game Banjo-Kazooie is inspired by the melody.^[10]
• The semi-final of the 2021 Bake Off: The Professionals (UK; Channel 4) had “Teddy Bear’s Picnic” as the theme for the final ShowPiece Challenge.
• The song was used in a 2021 episode of American animated comedy series Family Guy. It was used in Season 20's fifth episode "Brief Encounter", when Doug sneaks into Stewie's bedroom to "murder" a stuffed monkey named "Chi-Chi" given to him by Lois.
• An upcoming soundtrack from the video game Dark Deception, named "Trigger Teddy Picnic", is based on the melody.^[11]
• Teddy Bear Picnic was used in Episode 4 of the Mike Meyer Netflix series "The Pentaverate".

• The Teddy Bears' Picnic on YouTube (sung by Val Rosing, 1932)
• The Teddy Bears' Picnic on YouTube (sung by Bing Crosby, 1950)