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::::They also crossed the legal boundary of [[WP:BLP]]. Note the difference between a policy or suggestion on Wikipedia and a legal issue. The latter requires quick and more severe action be taken. [[User:Tedder|tedder]] ([[User talk:Tedder|talk]]) 05:37, 21 April 2010 (UTC) |
::::They also crossed the legal boundary of [[WP:BLP]]. Note the difference between a policy or suggestion on Wikipedia and a legal issue. The latter requires quick and more severe action be taken. [[User:Tedder|tedder]] ([[User talk:Tedder|talk]]) 05:37, 21 April 2010 (UTC) |
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== PENIS == |
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Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless |
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It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between. |
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It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil. |
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It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least. |
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Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't. |
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And during the summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach. The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech. |
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Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure? |
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Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught. |
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They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee. |
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Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve. |
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Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat. |
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It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course� daily to pee |
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But I think the thing that's marvellous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot |
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And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail. |
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And so to summarise I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend!!! |
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Vandalism
As much as I'm loathe to protect a Talk page, given Tosh told everybody to vandalize his page and the already excessive vandalism, I feel there's no other choice. Q T C 04:13, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
- LOL, way to go!! JBsupreme (talk) 04:37, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
- What's the deal with the 2 deletions? Both admins click the wrong button, or..? --Cybercobra (talk) 04:41, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
- Poor man's rev-delete. Q T C 04:54, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure his show is going to get canceled anyhow, due to a curtailment of puke. JBsupreme (talk) 09:20, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
Requested addition
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The following is submitted for administrator consideration in the Career section after the sentence that ends with "Premium Blend":
He also hosted a local late-night comedy show in Florida called Ten and served as a spokesperson in Taco Bell commercials.[1]
- ^ "This Week's Day-by-Day Picks". Houston Press. 2003-03-27. Retrieved 2010-01-28.
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Thanks, RevelationDirect (talk) 03:14, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
- Yes! That means, by definition, that my sourced Wikipedia-quality sentence is also the most interesting recent edit on this page. MENTION ME ON THE AIR TOSH! RevelationDirect (talk) 00:47, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
Should be indefinitely semi-protected
This article should be semi-protected indefinitely until flagged revisions can be put into place. JBsupreme (talk) 05:41, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
- I don't know what flagged reviusions mean but I agree with the continuing protection. Lots42 (talk) 00:20, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
Some edits
On March 12 and March 14, 2010, there are edits that are crossed out never to be viewed again. How did that come about? I have never seen crossed-out revisions anywhere else. How common are crossed-out edits like that and how is it decided to cross them out? I'm just curious about this, since it is unusual. Thanks. Backtable Speak to meconcerning my deeds. 03:40, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
- Well Wikipedia is open to absolutely anyone. Any person could add defamatory information, personal contact information, or any other number of egregious unwanted content. These are times when it's beneficial to Wikipedia to strike out edits to make them invisible to non-admin users. It's a method to cover our butts, so-to-speak. Dawnseeker2000 03:53, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
- Oh, so there could have been personal contact information involved in there or something like that. That explanation makes sense. Thanks. Backtable Speak to meconcerning my deeds. 01:58, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
- Actually, Tosh asked his viewers on Tosh.0 to vandalize his page. In order to make sure no one saw those edits, they were deleted. That way, there wouldn't be so much traffic just to see certain diffs. Eagles 24/7 (C) 02:25, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
- They also crossed the legal boundary of WP:BLP. Note the difference between a policy or suggestion on Wikipedia and a legal issue. The latter requires quick and more severe action be taken. tedder (talk) 05:37, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
PENIS
Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless
It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.
It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.
It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.
And during the summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach. The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech.
Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?
Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught.
They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee.
Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve.
Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.
It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course� daily to pee
But I think the thing that's marvellous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot
And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.
And so to summarise I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend!!!