This article is about the Flash Cartoon series, Weebl and Bob. For Weebl's cartoons, see Weebl's cartoons.

The Everyday Happenings of Weebl and Sometimes Weebl's Friend Bob (best known as Weebl and Bob) is a Flash cartoon series composed by Jonti Picking (also known as Weebl to fans) and co-scripted by Chris Vick (known as Skoo). Weebl and Bob are highly regarded by fans, but due to the nature of Flash Animation take a long time to make, which can lead to complaints from impatient fans.

The two main characters, Weebl and Bob, are best friends. Both characters are egg-shaped creatures with wide mouths that split their heads in half and move by swaying back and forth. Weebl is the larger of the two, and Bob is identical except for his size. Many of their stories are centred around their love of pie, as do most the other characters in their world, with most episodes depicting one of their many attempts, often failed, to obtain it. Some episodes serve to introduce a new character in the storyline, and there are also many parodies of cultural phenomena, such as Hello Kitty, Japanese karate and ninja movies, '80s anti-drug documentaries, Michael Moore's movie Fahrenheit 9/11, Quentin Tarantino's movie Kill Bill, the recent iPod ad campaign, the Academy Awards and also retailers like PC World (shown as 'Pissy Werld') and IKEA, name changed to 'PIKEA'.

The first episode, "Pie", was uploaded on June 6, 2002. It is also the most watched episode, with over 2,483,739 views. Shortly afterwards, MTV UK discovered Weebl and Bob, and in August 2002 licensed both the existing web content and other new content from the creator, who was "overwhelmed with a sense of trouser-filling excitement."^{[citation needed]} However, the cartoon is aired on MTV and sold on multi-region DVD video under the name Wobbl and Bob, after fears that Hasbro, makers of a 1970s and 2000s toy called Weebles and 2000s videos based on the toys, would sue.

As of July 2006, there are currently over 110 episodes (excluding six MTV-only episodes, one DVD-only cartoon, and an unofficial 30th birthday animation), typically about two minutes long. The 100th web-released episode came out January 10, 2006. Along with the normal episodes of Weebl and Bob, a few special feature episodes have been created by Weebl and Skoo in which Bob narrates a story. These are very sketchy as if they were hand-drawn and 'animated' by Bob himself. There are also three episodes that don't feature Weebl and Bob characters at all, made by Skoo alone. A single infamous episode titled "Asshat" was created (and 'buggered up' by, among many things, turning Weebl into a weird Scooby-Doo caricature) by Picking's friend Rob Manuel, founder of b3ta. Three other guest-animated episodes include "Merchandise," "Birthday Wishes," and "Thirty" (the latter two made in celebration of Jonti Picking's birthday on 17 May).

Weebl's production company Sumo Dojo worked on the Anchor Spreadable adverts in the UK. They were also involved in the release of the first year of Weebl and Bob on DVD in late 2004. The DVD includes a documentary narrated by Brian Blessed and an exclusive episode.

The cartoon recently celebrated its 100th episode, with Donkey tragically dying in hospital, leaving Weebl, Bob and Chris the Ninja Pirate in tears.

The two main characters appear exclusively in the first episode, and most of the later episodes. The cartoon is minimalistic in style: it is presented on a plain magenta background, and the characters are white with dark grey outlines. Most of the episodes begin with Weebl singing a short song, usually about pie, his main love in life. Bob moves on and off by rolling and remains typically to the right of the animation pane. Both characters talk, but their voices are usually unintelligible (although some people have managed to decipher their language and speak it fluently); helpfully, speech balloons are provided. In fact, it is implied that this is the only reason they can understand each other. This speech is generally well punctuated, but capitals are not used, and correct grammar and syntax are rarely employed (e.g. "when come back bring pie!"); another feature is the occasional addition of an 's' to nouns or verbs that do not require one (e.g. "beefs come from here", or "Why have you become a goths?"). The episodes are set to music (usually of the dance genre, though it differs considerably between episodes), with the characters sometimes talking in time to the rhythm. Earlier episodes mainly used songs from Picking's music collection, but nowadays they are usually original pieces. There are pauses between the lines of dialogue, especially in earlier episodes.

A number of catch phrases from Weebl and Bob have become increasingly popular among internet users, notably "how rare", "how handy", "bum grapes", "when come back, bring [thing]", "'lo" (abbreviation of "hello") and "there is no honour without pie." Humorous exclamations, mainly from Weebl throughout the episodes, include: "bum clouds!", "bum grapes!", "arse fez!", "dick sprouts", "titty biscuits", "lady spuds", "piss eggs", "minge burgers," "dog toffee" and, most famously, "hot piss!", have also increased in popularity. A series of insults are traded in a game between Weebl and Bob in the Fishing episode: "elbow head", "spanner magnet", "velcro face", "bum eyes" (which turns out, in Lurgie, to be a disease in which the eyes are replaced by buttocks), and "plastic vicar" ('That harsh').

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Weebl Bull, aka Wobbl (on MTV) is the first and larger title character. He is an egg-shaped character who loves pie. Despite their being friends, Weebl often taunts, distrusts and insults Bob, as well as forcing him to take dangerous risks (as seen in "Joust 2") and refusing to let him take credit for what he is worth (e.g., the duo's painting of the Mona Lisa in "Gallery"). Weebl's full name is revealed in "Show," where Weebl and Bob try to answer the question, "Which pie is the best?" According to a DVD-exclusive episode crediting him as "Mr. Chauncey," Weebl's full name may be Weebl Chauncey. Weebl's other friend is a whale, who has only been shown in "Blockage." Weebl also made friends with a fireman while on holiday (on close examination, the "fireman" in the photo in which he introduces him to Bob seems to resemble a penis). Weebl has shown romantic fixation towards Donkey, as well as towards pie (he sings his intention to "rub [his] penis all over [a pie's] crust" as well as Masturbating over a Pie Magazine in "Stains") and a-ha's Morten Harket (who "makes [Weebl] moist in [his] special places"). He has a positive outlook on life, which proves to be useless as he is usually oblivious to things that seem distressing to the other characters, especially Bob ("Upgrade 2"). A little while after Bob made his blog, Weebl made his blog here.

Bob Bobertson is Weebl's "friend". He looks like Weebl except for the fact that he is smaller. Like Weebl, he also likes pie – and 'butters' [sic] (see episode "pikea"). His last name is revealed in "Show," and is shown again in "Team Laser Explosion 3," when Weebl draws their new logo on the back of Bob's will. His last name can also be seen in the credits of some of the "made by Bob" cartoons and on his blog. Bob also became a goth (because he was depressed about not having pie, and he found the cloak and the wig in a ditch) in the episode "Gothic" but that lasted only for that episode. During that episode he called himself "Bob... Lord of the Dark... things". Bob seems to show a fear of bees and, after Weebl's bath water destroyed his computer in "Upgrade", a fear of liquid. His new computer is apparently possessed by - and has affiliations with - the supernatural, as it gets demonic messages, shoots blood from the screen, makes groaning noises and came with an unusually calm Angel of Death and an evil lamp (the reason being that 'Pissy Werld', the place from which it was purchased, is owned by a demon). In the episode "Joust," we are told that Bob was once married, to a "Millionaire Supermodel Scientist," but Weebl destroyed the marriage with his constant demands for a duel. We are also told that his wife lost a toe in the duel, and that Bob retained the "zombie toe," until that, too, left him. Bob also frequently visits a book club.

These characters have appeared regularly throughout the series, and are usually older than the rest of the cast.

• Chris the Ninja Pirate - A mushroom-shaped character who is an expert at martial arts, and who speaks and acts like a pirate. First appeared in "Yarr." He wears an eyepatch in normal clothing, but has been wearing a black ninja costume (which Sensei Carrotu thinks is "very sexy") in recent episodes.
• Donkey - Recently deceased spouse to Chris the Ninja Pirate who resembles a rocking horse. Was originally Weebl's girlfriend until Chris stole her from him in "Wrong." Her death was shown in the 100th episode after suffering from a serious accident as a result of both herself and Chris, in his words, "doing position 97 near a porthole." In the same episode, Donkey said her only word: "minge" (about which Weebl and Bob speculate on what she could have meant, à la Citizen Kane; however, Chris proves that she just "happens to swear like a fishwife"). Her demise is more sombre than the comedic deaths of some of the other characters, actually leading to a somewhat depressing funeral. Two days after episode 100 was released, Weebls-Stuff.com brought out a special T-shirt dedicated to Donkey reading "Donkey 2002-2006. Rock in peace."
• Hairy Lee - A Neanderthal version of Weebl and an expert on hypnotism. First appeared in "Hairy." Known as "Baldie Lee" in the 1980s prior to an overdose on cheese. This could be the reason as to why his name may be a play on words of the British soft cheese variety "Dairylea". He played a female dancer's "Left Bum Cheek" in DJ Pie Safety's music video in "DJ".
• Wee Bull - Weebl's father and arch-nemesis. Always seems to win every battle - apart from a Christmas short - against Weebl, who exclaims in exasperation, "Damn you Wee Bull, you win this time!" First appeared in "Bull." Popular with the ladies. Possibly descended from Wee Mammoth, he always talks by snorting. No words are formed, but everyone seems to understand him, much like Weebl's and Bob's slurred speech.
• Derek the Monkey (usually known as simply Monkey) - A monkey bought by Weebl in "Cleaner." He is best known for his posh accent and messy habit. Major appearances include "Anywhere" and "Team Laser Explosion" (in the latter, he plays the main villains). He has been regularly shown wearing a large foam "We am de best" cowboy hat. Monkey appears as the Grim Reaper (in his own words "Death, stealer of pie") in the episodes "Art" and "Halloween." It was revealed in "History 1" that his ability to speak English was caused by touching a large black monolith with his tail (a reference to the film 2001: A Space Odyssey). However, since the "History" series isn't necessarily part of the show's continuity, this could be false.
• The Jams - Jam jars who try to overthrow the government and fight for freedom, though not very successfully. First appeared in "Wrong", in which they distracted Weebl in order for Chris the Ninja Pirate to steal Donkey. Could be a reference to the band The Jam although it's more likely to be a reference to the anti-government 'The JAMs' (Justified Ancients of Mummu) in Robert Anton Wilson's The Illuminatus! Trilogy and the band the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu.

These characters shown below have been seen semi-regularly or been praised by fans.

• Angry Paul - Bob's spoiled child, and the only character who dislikes pie. Blew up "like a little firework" after drinking too much of his Sunny Delight in "Angry." Now he lives in a secret lab – located at 21 Wigmore Street, London – inside a strange machine that keeps him alive. Many fans of the show regard Paul as a main character, despite only having been shown in the earlier episodes.
• Angry Pierre - Bob's cousin and the French version of Angry Paul. Died from his family curse (spilling Orangina) in "Bob's Week in France Part 5."
• The Mysterious Chicken - a chicken who dons sunglasses and has the mysterious powers of dancing and hiding things. He appeared mostly in older episodes but was seen recently as an employee of "Pissy Werld".
• Hand Boy - A talking hand, who was once involved with the police to help stop the jams' protest. Gave Monkey a spanking in the MTV episode "Sex 1."
• Shopkeep - Northern-accented shopkeeper who appears in almost any shop that Weebl or Bob enter, although it is debatable whether all the appearances are the same person, or just happen to look and sound the same.
• Clive - TV face. Like Shopkeep, he has appeared in various roles. He speaks with an American accent (ironically, most Americans consider Clive a distinctly British name). Weebl referred to him as James in "Chat".
• Kevin - French stripper who stalks Bob, and stole one of Bob's kidneys in "Bob's Week in France Part 3." Also claims he has "a big willy" and says he "loves" Bob. Disguised himself as a twig in "Awards". Despite only having been seen three times, he is usually mentioned by Weebl (who he apparently knows) to annoy/ridicule Bob, as seen in "Sweet".
• Vibro Egg - Father to the Mysterious Chicken, the Vibro Egg looks like a fried egg. He is self-proclaimed "destroyer of worlds" and "breaker of hearts." He first appeared in the episode "Egg," where he was struck by lightning (it's dangerous to hold meetings near electric pylons). He returned in "Joust 2" as the blind (He doesn't know why, it was a "mysterious accident", but in reality was the lightning.) "Eggsy Bit" (a nod to Pimp My Ride host/rapper Xzibit), where he helped to 'pimp' Bob's car (improve it), sporting a tag reading "Jim fixed it for me" around his neck.
• Bubble Boy - An odd-looking boy who appeared in "Germs" and lived in a bouncing bubble. He died by flooding his bubble with his own urine and subsequently drowning. (He refused to leave his bubble even while it was flooding because he was afraid of "the germs!!") Luckily, he lived for a Weebl and Bob advent calendar cartoon, but was still bacteriophobic. Bubble Boy is a reference to Blair Hayes' film, Bubble Boy, a comedy about a young man who was born without an immune system and has lived his life within a plastic bubble in his bedroom.
• Apple Dave - A very strange rock star with the head of an apple. He likes to "make your mum horny". He usually makes an appearance in order for Weebl to avoid answering a difficult/unexplanatory question. Apparently, Bob has no idea who he is (which is making fun of the fact that random characters usually appear from no-where in the episodes).
• The Wasp aka George W. Buzz - A wasp who originally appeared in the episode "Sweet". Attempted to steal Weebl's sugar lump posing first as Weebl and Bob's neighbour, then as Bob's uncle, and finally as "a president" of the unnamed country in which the animation is set. The wasp was well received by fans on Weebl's Stuff forums, and, being a President who didn't know the name of his country, was given a nickname of George W Buzz by Jonti Picking.
• The Childs - Several Weeblesque children who appear regularly in the Weebl and Bob universe. They will follow whatever Hairy Lee says due to his powers of hypnotism. (As Weebl says, "Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee!" - a reference to adverts for Dairylea cheese, which assert that "Kids will do anything for Dairylea!")

These characters have only appeared in a few episodes; yet some are more well-known then others because of their genres.

• Hairy Jam - Jam jar mechanic. However, he is not good at his job, as his lack of mechanical skills and carelessness with tools always seem to get his customers killed/seriously injured. Does not seem to take interest in the other jams' rebellion against the government, but has an obsession with baked beans, which, he claims, "everyone loves." Like Hairy Lee, he is hairy all over. First appeared in "Band", where he killed off three Jams, stating that he is high. Last seen as an employee at Pissy Werld, along with Shopkeep, The Mysterious Chicken and The Captain of the Farm.
• Elvis - A mysterious character who is two thirds donkey while the last third is "mostly Elvis." Has appeared in two episodes, "Elvis" and "Awards." Likes to say "uh-huh-huh!" Weebl finds himself physically attracted to Elvis, except for the face.
• Ladies - Female Weeblesque characters, only a bit smaller (bigger than Bob, though). They like shoes, pretty dresses, and Wee Bull (but mostly shoes). As for Weebl, they think he's a pig.
• Banana - An enormous hallucinational, floating, sentient banana, usually appearing when other characters are under the influence of mind-altering substances. The Banana has commanded Weebl to do things against his will, often with comedic consequences.
• The Captain of the Farm - A fly who claims to be the captain of a farm floating on water. Was angered when Weebl refused to recognise his authority. First appearance was in "Captain." Has a sidekick called Horse (although the name could be false), who has a habit of popping up surprisingly from the corner of the screen whenever needed. Likes turd snot pie, which is unfortunately a preference not shared by his crew.
• Hank - A talking pear who was hired to design the new Team Laser Explosion logo in "Team Laser Explosion 3." However, his design was rejected by Weebl because he made Weebl feel bad, so Weebl's own less-than-professional logo was used (however, Hank's design was used as the TLE logo in "Team Laser Explosion 4", which meant Weebl really liked it). Hank had his second appearance in the next episode, "Get Well," a non-TLE episode. Weebl's criticism makes Hank suicidal, and he tries to kill himself in both of the episodes in which he appears, but he never manages it; the first time he doesn't fall far enough, and the second time his fall is broken by a pie. He was last seen as a mourner at Donkey's funeral. He replaces most of his consonants with a 'bl' sound.
• The Mexican - A sombrero-wearer who calls Bob a "daft bugger" in the first "Bob's Week in France" episode. Won the award for best pie lover in the world "...ever!"
• Mr. Teeth - Appeared in the episode "Wedding" in which he was the fake vicar for Chris the Ninja Pirate and Donkey's wedding, and in "Funeral", leading Donkey's memorial service. He is actually a dentist.
• Sensei Carrotu - Chris the Ninja Pirate's former martial arts trainer, a floating carrot with a sweatband above his eyes. First appeared (and died in a Dance Dance Revolution accident) in "Quest." He apparently likes to see Chris the Ninja Pirate in his new ninja suit, as he claims that it is "very sexy."
• Corn Guy - One of the people involved in the "Pikea" traffic jam. Was turned into popcorn later in the episode.
• Blind Date - The blind date that Weebl arranges for Bob to cheer him up in "Date." Bob doesn't realise that his blind date IS literally a blind date, who is also dyslexic, until he actually sees the date. He is one of the few characters who opens his mouth when speaking.
• Thor - The Blind Date's guide god. Also evidence of the Blind Date's dyslexia, as the visually impaired typically use guide dogs ["dog" being "god" backwards].
• Birthday Fairy - A drunken fairy who shows up once a year to wish Jonti a happy birthday! Created by BlueHippo of the Weebl and Bob forums. The Birthday Fairy has appeared in the episodes "Birthday Wishes" and "Thirty."
• Norris - A character in the episode "record" who cannot be seen, but who keeps track of how many times Weebl has said "toot".
• The Lemon Curds - The law enforcement responsible for stopping the Jams' revolts. Their motto is "to protect and serve", despite the fact that it is "not very catchy" and (their words) "prefer the scout one".
• Cows - Several, identical cows, only appeared in one episode, "Cows". According to Weebl "Cows make the beef". When asked how, he answers he doesn't know, but "maybe, they are magic!". "Beef Magic!" "Moodoo!". As one bit Bob, Weebl told him to "Suck out the poison, quick!"
• Evil Clown - A sinister clown who tells the viewers in an eerie voice to look at his "lovely" hat. He is surprised by the appearance of the banana, who thinks the hat is a fine one.
• Zombito - The remainder of Bob's wife (a toe) after Weebl challenged her to a duel. It now belongs to Hand Boy.
• Pianist - Weebl is shocked when Bob introduces him, but only because he heard "penis" rather than "pianist" (and, indeed, this is what is written in Bob's speech bubble). He can't actually play so he just hums the tune.
• Beefs King - evidently some deity in the Weebl And Bob universe.
• Manager - Appeared in "Upgrade Pt2". He is the demon manager of 'Pissy Werld'. He never speaks, but instead hisses, as wispy smoke comes out of his eyes. All the other employees of Pissy Werld seem to be afraid of him, as they run away when he comes in.
• Alternate Universe Weebl & Bob - Accessible through the trans-dimensional portal under the stairs. Differentiated from Weebl & Bob by their stylish hats, goatees, mountains of pie, and the fact that their speech is backwards masked. Alternate Universe Bob is enrolled in Pastry Assassination classes.
• Donkey Kong - A large, pixellated version of the famous video game character, who happens to be Donkey's father, as revealed in the "Funeral" episode. Weebl and Bob are confused about his species, but Chris confirms that "he doesn't like to talk about it".
• Michael Moore - A large blob animated version of Michael Moore. Appeared at the end of "politics", Bob then gave his home-movie to him.
• Cigar Man - A strange man who often appears in Bob's cartoons wearing nothing but a top hat and a monocle. Often burns people with his cigar, as seen in "Ghosts" and "d00d".
• Stephen Hawking- A grey, animated version of Stephen Hawking. Appeared in "Balance" when he slid across the floor in his wheelchair when Bob slanted it with his weight. Claims that his brakes "really suck". Also had a brief moment of torment from Weebl when he started typing random things onto his keyboard and then typing "I've wet my pants."
• Mr Translation 1973 - Translator for Weebl and Bob's Swedish conversation in "Pikea 2." A human character, played by Kernal (now known as Moog) of the Weebl and Bob forum.
• DJ Pie Safety- A hip-hop rapper/DJ who teaches pie safety through song. Also a human character, this time portrayed by Picking himself.
• Barry Scott - Advertising "Cillit Bang Pie Remover" in episode "stains." Apparently, he has a "nice shiny tuppence!"
• Turtle- Tried to hatch Bob in "Bob's Week in France pt5"

These characters are seen only in the "Team Laser Explosion" episodes.

• Team Laser Explosion - Weebl and Bob's super alter-egos. Have their own Secret Fan Club. Weebl is Captain Laserous Explosion, and Bob is Boy Exploserous Laser. Both wield the much-feared Laser Pelvis Attack belt, which is also available to members of the Secret Fan Club. Their battle cry is "to the skies!".
• Mayor Hagar - The Mayor, who bears a striking resemblance to Mayor Haggar from Final Fight, and who was most recently kidnapped by Fire Thunder Squad.
• Fire Thunder Squad - Team Laser Explosion's arch enemies. Their members are Captain Thunderous Fire (Monkey) and The Pigeon (a pigeon). Their logo is better than that of Team Laser Explosion. Their attacks include the self-explanatory Projectile Fire Breath, The Pidgeon's Double Poop combo attack, and very powerful Thunder Hat Wobble attack (which requires the user to be wearing a hat.)
• Sarcasm Stealth Squad - More enemies of Team Laser Explosion, known for filling the town pool with fish heads. Their members are El Sharp Tongue (Monkey again) and The Book (a book about sidekicks). The Book was killed by Weebl the day before its evil retirement. They have a better logo than Team Laser Explosion.
• Apple Squad - Appearing in the fourth Team Laser Explosion, these city-attacking villains are Lord iEvil (not surprisingly, Monkey again) and a "tiny, harmless" iPod which can transform into a giant robot (which can only happen when the hold button is off). However, they were defeated by Bob's "Giant Denim Pocket Attack" (encasing them in a giant blue denim pocket) causing the robot to scratch. Unfortunately, Lord iEvil couldn't take it back because Weebl removed the warranty sticker, rendering it void.
• Napalm Waitress Force - They live to serve.
• Irony Force 5 - Their job is to make the hunter become the hunted.

• Weebl/Bob: "Lo." (Weebl usually greets Bob with "lo bob." Bob responds, "lo.")

• Weebl: "Want pie now!"

• Weebl/Bob: "Mmm, pie!" (also, Chris says "Arr, pie!")

• Weebl: "When come back, bring pie."

• Various characters: "k."

• Hairy Lee: "Uh huh."

• Weebl: "Blimey".

• Weebl/Bob: "Wanker."

• Weebl: "How rare."

• Weebl: (When commanding Bob to do something) "Chop chop then." (This dialogue is usually followed by an annoyed "k" from Bob)

• Bob: "There is no honour without pie. Shakespeare."

• Ladies: "Shoes!"

• The Jams: "Overthrow the government, 'cos they smell of poooo!"

• Weebl: (After being beaten by Wee Bull) "Damn you Wee Bull, you win this time."

• Monkey: "Hello there. Why are you chaps playing in my wee-wee?"
  • Bob: "Wee-wee?"
  • Weebl: "Aah. So that's why it taste like banana."

• Weebl: (in Team Laser Explosion guise) "To the skies!"

• Shopkeep: "A'ight?"

• Bob: (an anime version of himself) "Sushi Sushi!"

• Chris: "Arr, there be no law 'pon the seas!"
  • Weebl: "We on land though."
  • Bob: "Though it hard to tell."

• Ladies: "Hot Piss!"

• Donkey: "Minge."

• Bob: "Piss Eggs."

• Weebl: "Bum Clouds!"

• Weebl: (whilst buying a computer) "Leave this to me, Bob. I know all about hoovers"
  • Bob: Computers
  • Weebl: Bless you.

• Monkey: I am the monkey, I can go anywhere.

• Bubble Boy: "The germs, the germs!"

• DJ Pie Safety: "This one's to all pie lovers. What what!"

• Stephen Hawkings: "These brakes really suck"

• Barry Scott: "I've got a nice shiny tuppence!"

• Weebl: "To the house"
  • Bob: "We aint got one"
  • Weebl: "Oh. To the batcave".

• Weebl: "Hot water is the world's biggest lie!"
  • Bob: "Why would Science lie to me like that? I... thought it cared."

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