Aherla.WOW..... What to say... aherla was founded by a jewish recluse in response to the hitler comment : those feckin' jews couldn't manage a village..... one spiteful jew, by the name Martin Thomas "Jefferson" O'Sullivan decided to establish the aherla more section of Aherla, he invited his 'more than just good friend' Padraic O deiseach to be the celebratory dancer at the aherla more inaugural dinner dance, despite the complaints of several Rathard Aherla residents most notably Eoin Denis Francis Xavier O Mahony ( not to be confused with the unpopular jesuit) and John F. Cullinane, who both agreed that homosexuality has a time and a place and it is not the aherla more inaugural dinner dance. Padraic and Martin responded to these jibes by thrusting their buttocks in the general direction of Messers O'Mahony and Cullinane in the desperate hope of penetration. Cullinane famously replied, "ew, haven't ye heard of Wilkonson Sword", O'Mahony infamously exclaimed "Those godforesaken faggots will get what's coming to them in hell!!!". O'Mahony has since retracted his remarks under fear of being called anti-semetic.

However after an illicit affair with padraic whom he called his "Mr. Gay Galway" John receded in to the obscurity of the Deasy household, much to the disgust of Gerard Deasy. He and his more than willing sidekick, Michael, drove the two to what was now considered a 'Gay refuge' Aherla More. Much to the disgust of Martin. A bitter battle ensued, with John and Padraic succumbing almost immedeatly to the manly advances of their relatives. That's incest too. Martin was so unhappy that he has been known to write (in his own feces) on the walls of Hickey's bar in Aherla "Padraic is my one true love", O'Mahony has commented since, "The reason we established this village in the first place was so that I could literally be waist deep in mid-Cork Pussy, What happened to the dream fuckers?" In response to this all too heterosexual advance Gay Ireland spokesperson Shane O'Leary said "Pussy? Ew."

Aherla.WOW..... What to say... aherla was founded by a jewish recluse in response to the hitler comment : those feckin' jews couldn't manage a village..... one spiteful jew, by the name Martin Thomas "Jefferson" O'Sullivan decided to establish the aherla more section of Aherla, he invited his 'more than just good friend' Padraic O deiseach to be the celebratory dancer at the aherla more inaugural dinner dance, despite the complaints of several Rathard Aherla residents most notably Eoin Denis Francis Xavier O Mahony ( not to be confused with the unpopular jesuit) and John F. Cullinane, who both agreed that homosexuality has a time and a place and it is not the aherla more inaugural dinner dance. Padraic and Martin responded to these jibes by thrusting their buttocks in the general direction of Messers O'Mahony and Cullinane in the desperate hope of penetration. Cullinane famously replied, "ew, haven't ye heard of Wilkonson Sword", O'Mahony infamously exclaimed "Those godforesaken faggots will get what's coming to them in hell!!!". O'Mahony has since retracted his remarks under fear of being called anti-semetic.However after an illicit affair with padraic whom he called his "Mr. Gay Galway" John receded in to the obscurity of the Deasy household, much to the disgust of Gerard Deasy. He and his more than willing sidekick, Michael, drove the two to what was now considered a 'Gay refuge' Aherla More. Much to the disgust of Martin. A bitter battle ensued, with John and Padraic succumbing almost immedeatly to the manly advances of their relatives. That's incest too. Martin was so unhappy that he has been known to write (in his own feces) on the walls of Hickey's bar in Aherla "Padraic is my one true love", O'Mahony has commented since, "The reason we established this village in the first place was so that I could literally be waist deep in mid-Cork Pussy, What happened to the dream fuckers?" In response to this all too heterosexual advance Gay Ireland spokesperson Shane O'Leary said "Pussy? Ew."