Canned may refer to:

• "Canned", an episode of Rocko's Modern Life
• Canning of food
• Dismissal (employment)
• Drunkenness
• produced and conserved to be released on demand, e.g.
  • Canned air
  • Canned hunt
  • Canned laughter
  • Canned response

• Canned Carrott
• Canned Heat
• Canned music (disambiguation)