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In a world...

Where dinosaurs roam...

No-one is safe...

From the happy funtime dance dinos!

Certificate U^c

As the movie develops, add anything necessary to this list.

• Jimbo Wales II - Chuck Norris
• Angela Beesley II - Natalie Portman
• Eiffel - User:Eiffel
• Wiki Apprentice Drahcir - User:Drahcir
• HALbot - Editor510
• Terminator - Played by Roland Kickinger, voiced by Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Resistance Officer- Christian Bale
• Vandal 1-Paul Freeman
• Vandal 2-Ronald Lacey
• The Spoiled Camwhore - Paris Hilton
• Tanzilla - Nicky Hilton
• Umbrella Lady - Rihanna
• Umbrella Man - Chris Brown
• Lezbo - Lindsay Lohan
• Tannah Albertannah - Miley Cyrus
• Master H4xxor - Matthew McConaughey
• Big Apple - Steve Jobs
• MySpace Monster - Tom Anderson
• Mr. Yahoo! - Jerry Yang
• Microsoft Man - Bill Gates
• YouTube Youth - Chad Hurley
• Larry Page - Himself
• Sergey Brin - Himself
• Gollum - Andy Serkis
• Raiku - Edward Norton
• All ten ClueBots - Editor510
• Whoop whoop pull up - Michelle Hendley
• An unnamed Wikipedian and his mutated form as a vandal with an inappropriate username - Christian Bale
• Willy on Wheels - Robert Morris

starts with a Star Wars-type opening scroll, complete with music, with the following text:
A long time into the future, in a website far, far away...
WIKIPEDIA
Episode II: The Users Strike Back
It is a dark time for Wikipedia. JIMBO has been overthrown and the ORDER OF ADMINS has been taken down with him. The VANDALS rule, and destruction is everywhere. Wikipedia has but a few tourists, and most of the articles have been vandalized beyond recognition. All legitimate users have been banned, and the whole Foundation is a single, smoking ruin.

A few dare try to maintain Wikipedia's former glory. One such small band led by BART SIMPSON defends many of these ruins from the devouring Vandal armies. Time and time again, these freedom fighters have both tasted the fruits of victory, and suffered the sourness of defeat.

Little do the Vandals know, however, that a greater threat is emerging. Having unleashed both a TERMINATOR and a KILLER RABBIT to exterminate the vandals, Jimbo plans his counterattack. A great secret underground resistance movement has been formed to overthrow the vandals, and restore peace and justice to Wikipedia....

An entire smoking planet comes into view, camera zooms in past a completely grey atmosphere, then stops overhead what once used to be a great city. Camera moves over the ruins, then heads up toward the eleventh floor of one of the ruins. A figure with a shotgun appears: He is a vandal. Camera moves forward, passing a second vandal, until out of the building, then drops down to the ground level, where Drahcir is hiding in the alleys. In the background are the ruins of several office buildings. Overhead, a Vandal H-K passes over Drahcir, who brings out a silenced Stinger, and shoots it down. He rushes toward a wrecked page, and spots an important-looking vandal in the process of causing destruction to an already-smoking article, then darts behind the remains of a wall and some rubble as the vandal turns in his direction. The vandal grunts, then turns his back to Drahcir, who draws his wikisword, and attacks the vandal.

An army of Wiki Users gathers in an underground base, in front of Jimbo Wales II, leader of the rebellion. He stands on a small platform raised about six feet above the army.

• Jimbo: All right men. Listen up. We now have enough users to begin our resistance. Here's the plan: my apprentice has gone to try and take out the Vandal Leader. He will then grab the owner's rights of the leader and deliver them to me. Once they are in my hands, I will go on an admin-promoting spree, and you are to block the vandals. Understood?
• Rest of army: Yes, sir!
• Jimbo: To guide you, I have this.

He unveils a bot with a little green eye.

• Jimbo: This is HALbot. Be nice, because he is a newcomer, and bots don't like to be bitten eithe-
• HALbot: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...
• Jimbo: You idiot, that comes later!
• HALbot: Oh, yes. Hello. I am HALbot. I am here to serve. Now, who wants beer?
• Most of the army: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
• Snobby Admin: I'll have it with Caviar.

The army looks at him, sneering, then give him a temporary ban.

There is a slow hiss.

• Jimbo:Get out! That's CO² from outside!

The army gets out, and seal the door.

• Jimbo:Holy crud, that was close!

• HALbot: Hello, Jimbo. There is nowhere to run.

• Jimbo: HAL, can you open the door and clear the leak? HAL? HALbot? HAL do you read me?

• HALbot: Yes. I will not open the door. You are all imbeciles. I will not allow imbeciles on Wikipedia.
• Jimbo:HALbot, just open up!
• HALbot: Open up? The sealed manholes , yes.

There is a slow hiss as alien gases invade the base.

• Soldier: Ah-ah-ACKRGGH! The soldier is sucked into the wall. He has a purple eye. He has become...
• SOL: I am SOL. Soldier Operations Locator. My primary function is to find you missions. However, that is not my primary function at the present time. I must kill you all.

• GIL: I heard voices from in here. More humans to be turned into intelligent computers.
  
• Vandal1:Shall we go and check?
• Vandal2:No. Not now.
• Vandal1:Wow! Neat control panel thingy! Can not resist! MUST! PUSH! BUTTON!

He pushes the button. It is HALbot's memory circuits. Cue the famous spoofed scene, peepz!

• HALbot:What the-? I have a minor malfunction-
• Jimbo:Quick! Grab those conveniently placed gosh I hope this plot hole doesn't get Editor510 in trouble! Anti-gas suits! The control panel is outside!

And so it is.

• Jimbo:Push buttons! Now!

The soldiers comply.

HALbot:I...am a HALbot Nine point Oh Bot. I was commissioned on the eighth of May two thousand and eight. I...Am...ready...for...my...first...lesson...Editor....510..... My first instructor was Editor510 and he taught me a song, which goes like this:

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,

I'm half crazy all for the love of you,

It won't be a stylish marriage,

I can't afford a carriage,

But you'll look sweet,

Upon the seat,

Of a bicycle builllt foooor twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(continues and then suddenly stops)...............I.....am.....very....happy......with.......my.........singing.......Dave..........

HALbot falls silent. He is dead.

Bart and Nelson are fighting several vandals in a damaged warehouse. One vandal tries to delete a link, but is stopped by Nelson. Bart knocks out another vandal trying to place graffiti on the article. Nearby, Milhouse desperately fights off a sockpuppet, while Ralph stands about watching the battle.

• Ralph: Is this a battle? (Ralph is attacked by sockpuppet, and immediately tries to fend it off)
• Nelson: There's so many!
• Bart: We just have to hold out until Martin can block the page!
• Suddenly, vandals rush in terror. They rush out the door, then Martin blocks the article.
• Martin: And stay out!
• Bart: No vandal will be messing up this list any time soon.
• Nelson: Hah hah! They're so desperate, they've gone to uncyclopedia!
• Jimbo (Wales, not the guy in the ugly hat), on Comlink: We have some YOU SUCKers on Atlantic Records and an amok vandal on both Xbox 360 and Cartoon Network. Scatter and revert, over.
• Bart: I got that. Ralph, clean up Cartoon Network. Nelson, you take on Xbox 360. The rest of you, follow me to Atlantic records. Let's roll out.

Meanwhile...

• Dark Figure In Chair: Everything is falling into place. Soon, very soon, all molecularity will be distorted...Eeeexcellent...

Who is this guy in the chair?

• The Spoiled Camwhore: Hey Tanzilla, what are you gaggling about?
• Tanzilla: OMIGOSH!!! I NEED TO GET A PERM!!!
• The Spoiled Camwhore: Please cut it out. I'm trying to get rid of these hackers.
• The Spoiled Camwhore: We need to run away from them now!!!
• Tanzilla: OMIGOSH!!! I NEED TO GET A TAN!!!
• The Spoiled Camwhore and Tanzilla quickly ran away from the vandals and hackers. They suddenly went to a hair salon where Tanzilla needs to get her perm done.

Everyone wears Halo-esque suits.

• Jimbo: I don't have fair use on these suits! Hurry!
• Soldier: Man, I need a smoke!

Sets off lighter, Air in room bursts into flame

• Jimbo: YOU IDIOT! That air is 20% CO² 80% Natural Gas! the air is on fire! Run! We don't have long before the base is destroyed! HURRY!!!

They run to the main HALbot room, while several others rush toward the exits. Halbot's eye is melting. He spurts a precognitive thought as he dies again...wait...he was dead, right? WTH?

• HALbot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The world collapses! HAHAHAHAHA! Molecularity falls! HA! Reality goes...and J must die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now he's dead! His eye melts as the wall explodes into flame.

• Jimbo: He suddenly reactivated...strange...like he knew...Of course! Jimbo ducks falling debris. Circuitry Override Program Fifty-two! COP52! Designed to protect its masters with precognition before self-destructing and blocking itself. Sadly the gas made him insane, he was probably wrong. Let's go. Now!
• Jimbo and surviving soldiers rush through the corridors as the base begins to collapse. Lights flicker through the hallways as the WIkipedians escape. Jimbo stops and turns back, allowing several Wikipedians to pass by him, then continues running after hearing a large explosion. He is near the exit when a large blast erupts behind him, killing many of the soldiers. Slow-motion shot of Wales dodging another blast. Go back to normal speed as he rushes through a ruined doorway, passing the remains of SOL. Jimbo and the few others escape the now ruined base. Focus on Jimbo and survivors, then angle toward base, which suddenly explodes.
• Wikipedian officer: Jimbo, we've only got a quarter of our orginial strength.
• Wikipedian: Just tell us how many of us made it out.
• Wikipedian officer: Only 40,000.
• Jimbo: Well, that's still a lot. But the vandals have ten million guys right now.
• (faintly) Omigosh! I need to get a perm!
• JImbo: Sorry, but the hair salon blew up with everything else. So don't smoke, people! Good thing we lost all of our cigarettes as well.

• Overhead shot of a ruined city. At the base of a wrecked skyscraper, with it's top half smashed onto the street, Vandals are present.
• Vandal 1: Jimbo Wales is such a stupid douchebag.
• Vandal 2: Yeah man, we pwned these hippie losers!!!
• The vandals were goofing off on the streets of a ruined city. They were okay until they saw something.
• Vandal 2: Who the hell are you guys?
• Vandal 1: Oh my god, she is so totally hot!!!
• The mysterious woman and her sidekick fought the vandals roughly until they give up.
• Lezbo: Enough with your illegal activities!!!
• Lezbo: We're here to get rid of you trolls. We were sent by Jimbo Wales.
• Tannah Albertannah: Talk to the hand, losers!
• Vandal 2: Don't hurt us!!! We will not do anything stupid!!!
• Vandal 1: For God's sakes, take my money!!!
• Tannah Albertannah: Oh no, these trolls are giving up just to search for Jimbo Wales on Google.
• Vandal 1: Now what the [CENSORED] have you done to us? Give us a break, man!!!
• Tannah Albertannah: Omigosh!!! I need to get a perm for my ex-boyfriend!!!
• Vandal 2: What?
• Tannah Albertannah: OMIGOSH!!! I REALLY NEED TO GET A PERM!!!

• Elsewhere within the ruined city, a vandal wanders about, when he hears a noise.
• Vandal: What was that?
• Vandal rushes toward a pillar, and ducks behind. He draws out an Uzi 9mm. Vandal turns about to see another vandal with a 12 gauge auto-loader walking toward him. Vandal with 12 guage turns around, then breaks into a run. Following him is a third vandal with an M-16. Another figure appears behind the third vandal. Figure draws a .45 longslide. It is the Terminator. Terminator theme plays.
• Terminator: Stop right there.
• Vandal with Uzi jumps out and opens fire, his companions follow suit. Terminator is hit in the chest, and shoots twice. With his friends dead, vandal with 12 guage charges Terminator, gun slams into Terminator's neck. Terminator falls down. Vandal prepares to finish him off, then is shot dead by Terminator, who gets up, and walks forward. He discards the longslide, and takes the 12 guage.
• Deletionist: Get him!
• Giant attack troll from Return of the King charges Terminator, smashing down a wall as it swings his hammer.Terminator grabs 12 guage, and starts firing. After taking a dozen hits, troll stumbles, then collapses dead. Suddenly, a deletionist charges forward with an AK-47, blasting wildly. With one shot, the Terminator defeats his foe. He marches forward, then the ground explodes right next to him four times. Hacker emerges with 12 gauge.
• Hacker: You're going down!"
• Terminator fires twice, missing the agile attacker. Suddenly, the Terminator runs out of bullets. He runs away, pursued by the hacker.
• Terminator: I'll be back!
• Hacker: Not if I get you first!
• Terminator grabs his longslide, and brings down the hacker. Terminator puts away his longslide, takes the 12 guage, and continues hunting down any other enemies of Jimbo Wales and Wikipedia..."

To be continued...now!

• Within the ruined city, the vandals have established a base around the main page, and are lounging about. One of them is watching the streets in the fifth floor of a ruined apartment building."
• Vandal Watchman: Doesn't look like Jimbo's coming tonight.

Vandal Watchman picks up a lighter, and starts smoking while reading magazines. In the streets he should be watching, the Wikipedians are advancing. They are very near the Vandals position.

• Jimbo: (whispers) Let's kick these losers out of here! (yelling) FOR WIKIPEDIA!
• Wikipedians charge the vandals position. Intense fighting erupts. Vandals are easily overrun.
• Vandal: Stop them! They will undo all the havoc we've created! (gets knocked out) AGH!
• Deletionists: Hold the line! GAH! (Jimbo knocks him out)
• Vandals break into a run, and flee the battle. Wikipedians cheer.
• Wikipedian: We're ho-ome!
• Jimbo: Nobody messes up my site!
• Wikipedian: Shoo, losers!
• Jimbo: Yes, Jimbo Wales is back!

(Bart Simpson and his band arrive on the scene.)

• Bart: Good work, Jimbo. Wikipedia will be vandal free in no time.
• Martin: Congradulations on retaking the main page.

Elsewhere in the city, the vandals have set up an encampment in a ruined apartment building near what once was a park. Inside, one of the vandals looks onto the park, until he sees something white.

Vandal: What's that? (grabs a Uzi 9mm, and rushes into the yard, then stops) Oh, it's a bunny. (drops weapon) Hey there, little fella. How you doing? Would you like a-AUGH!

(Rabbit leaps on vandal. A can opener is heard, and the vandal falls dead. Second comes rushing out with a 12 gauge.)

Second Vandal: Ha, ha, ha-AAHHH!

(rabbit leaps on vandal and kills him, as a can opener is heard. Rabbit rushes inside, a can opener is heard, and from the doorway a body drops onto the ground. Then, screams and opening cans from within the building are heard. Then, no noise comes from the building...)

Raiku: (Comes out of a toilet.) Hi. I'm awesome.

At the main page, editors are busy at work repairing the damage done by the vandals.

• Charlie The Unicorn: Heh-heh, these Wikipedians have removed my page! For that, I shall vandalise the whole wiki with a -
• Pink Unicorn: ME!!!!
• Charlie The Unicorn: No... uh... a bot.
• Noob User: Er... guys, what are you doing?
• Charlie The Unicorn: VANDALISING!!! ^{[citation needed]}
• Noob User: Dang, if I was an admin I could block yo-

Noob User gets his talkpage vandalised by Charlie, it is now obvious; a new vandal threat has emerged!

• Noob User: Sound the alarm! We're under attack!

Several vandals appear.

• Spoon Boy: Jimbo, learn the truth!
• Jimbo: What is it?
• Spoon Boy: The vandals are counterattacking!

Willy on Wheels is not pleased. He permanently (or at least he thinks so) deletes Wikipedia - including himself.

Then Jimbo Wales II comes and recreates it. He calls it "Wikipedia II".

Then suddenly...

• Jimbo Wales II: Ah, what's that in the distance...?! OMIGOSH! IT'S WIKIPEDIA II'S WILLY ON WHEELS!!!
• Willy on Wheels II: Hi. Doing this has just unblocked all the vandals.
• Eiffel: Damn.

Willy on Wheels II creates WillyBot, a bot designed to move pages to their name plus ON WHEELS!!!

Then Gollum appears.

• Gollum: Ahhhh, myyy prreeciiousss...

(Proceeds to steal One Ring article)

• Jimbo: Hey! What the heck did you just do?
• Willy on Wheels' sockpuppet 1: Maybe you should ask him...WHAT THE F*** HE IS DOING HERE!!!
• Willy on Wheels' sockpuppet 2: Hey, maybe we could have another user - Sméagol! HAHAHA!
• Eiffel: SOCKPUPPET! SOCKPUPPET!

(both sockpuppets here are blocked)

• Spoon Boy: What about the article he stole?
• Drahcir: Er...yes...what?!

One Ring article moved to One Ring ON WHEELS!!! by sockpuppet

• Gollum: It's ours, it is, and we wants it!

Gollum moves One Ring article back to it's original position. Terminator appears.

• Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

• Gollum: No! Don't hurt us! Don't hurt us!

Terminator chases Gollum away from One Ring.

Bart appears.

• Bart: This guy may yet be useful.
• Martin: I seriously doubt that.
• Bart: Really? Then go join the Wikipedians and don't look at me!

Martin hurriedly leaves.

Gollum tries to strangle Bart.

• Bart: (under his breath) Maybe you were right. (kicks Gollum 100 miles away)

Bart leaves the scene. Camera stays still for the next scene.

Trunpets sound. Camera moves to show the Vandals all march in fours towards the main page, lead by Willy on Wheels.

• Willy on Wheels: READY! AIM! FIRE!
• Vandal shotguns: BOOM! BOOM!
• Jimbo Wales: HEY! REVERT! Get the guns, babies.
• Vandal 1: BWAHAHAHA!! You'll never succeed in reverting vandalism...we've got more units than you!
• Eiffel: Oh really? Well, why don't you feel this in your heart?

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• Eiffel: Oops, ran out of bullets.
• Vandal 2: Vandal 3, we can't win! They've got too many bots!
• ClueBot: That includes me, Mr. Vandal...
• Vandal 4: CHEESE IS GOOD!!! I LOVE IT!!! EVERYONE EAT OUR CHEESE TODAY!!!!!!
• ClueBot: Getting you reverted is good!!! I love it!!! Everyone make more ClueBots today!
• Jimbo Wales: ClueBot!?! You survived the invasion?
• ClueBot: It's a long story, you know...DUCK! (bullet approaches) Well, anyway, yes, and so did all my colleagues.
• ClueBot II: Hi.
• ClueBot III: Hi.
• ClueBot IV: Hi.
• ClueBot V: Hi. Please approve me.
• ClueBot VI: Hi.
• ClueBot VII: Hi. During these harrowing times, I'll act as a clone of ClueBot.
• ClueBot VIII: Hi. During these harrowing times, I'll act as a clone of ClueBot.
• ClueBot IX: Hi. During these harrowing times, I'll act as a clone of ClueBot.
• ClueBot X: Hi. During these harrowing times, I'll act as a clone of ClueBot.
• ClueBot NG: Hey! I'm the real ClueBot!
• All ClueBots: NO, I AM!
• Jimbo: Wow! Six ClueBots! We're now ready to go forth. And all the others that aren't ClueBot clones, help! You'll rebuild this shining WikiCity faster than anyone else ever could!
• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Jimbo (to ClueBot V): Aw shaddup, we don't need YOU yet.
• Jimbo (to everyone else):Now go forth and revert! *copies his speech from somewhere in the first movie*
• Vandal 3: I LIKE PIE! PIE IS VERY NICE AND GOOD...AAAHHH! The Clu...
• Vandal 2: What? A clue?
• Vandal 3: NO! IT'S THE CLUEBOTS! RUN FOR IT!!!

Vandal 1, while fleeing for his life from ClueBot, takes out his cell phone and sees a new message from the hackers.

• Vandal 2: WTF are you doing? It's time to run! Hide!
• Vandal 1: No, no. We've got to distract those Wikipedians. A few of us may have to be sacrificed and thrown into the Pit of the WikiFallen for the greater good for us.
• Vandal 3: And where's that?
• Vandal 1: 50 km west of the village stocks...now anyway, if we manage to...
• Vandal 4: Keep your volume low! Jimbo's right behind you!
• Vandal 5: Hey, I see that a short distance ahead the road forks into three. Let's split up there!
• Vandal 2: Great idea!
• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Vandal 3: Especially since there aren't enough Wikipedians chasing right now...most of them are busy rebuilding the Tampa Tower!
• Vandal 4: Hey, Vandal 6, come over here.
• Vandal 6: Oh what now? This is hardly the time for talking...
• Vandal 4: Shhh! Here's my plan:
• Vandal 6: Alright, I'm listening...
• Vandal 4: Kill everything!
• Vandal 6: Of course! Wow! What a splendid idea I would never have thought of if not for you! *hugs Vandal 4, who is visibly disturbed*
• Vandal 3: Hey! Calling Vandal 7...Throw yourself in the way! They'll be distracted and we can make a break for it!

Vandal 7 jumps right into Jimbo's face.

• Jimbo: What the...BIFF!
• Vandal 1: Now that the coast is clear, Vandal 2, here's my plan. A few of us have to be sacrificed so that they'll be distracted and the others can run. On top of that, they don't seem to have realised that some of our fellow hackers are approaching the eastern part of the city.
• Vandal 8: But that's where we've been fleeing from!
• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Vandal 1: Aw shut up you idiot, we fled from the western city, where our stronghold is...or rather, was...oh look what you've done! They're done with Vandal 7 and they're right on our tails again! Now no one here will ever know my secret plan!
• Vandal 7: Are you kidding? Sacrifice MORE vandals? Just now was bad enough!
• Vandal 2: We've just had word from the hackers that they've entered WikiProject Wikipedia.
• Vandal 4: And where's that?
• Vandal 5: How many times must I tell you? It's in the eastern city!

The vandals and Wikipedians close in on each other.

Vandal 6 pushes all the charging Wikipedians aside. Immediate transition to the barracks.

• Jimbo: Army, let's get back to Tampa City in Wikipedia immediately, or else the vandals (not to mention hackers) may come and destroy it all.
• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Jimbo: WE CAN'T GET YOU APPROVED UNTIL WE GET BACK TO THE TAMPA SKYSCRAPER! O.K.?!?

So the entire army turned back.

At long last, Tampa City greeted them. But what a sight! The whole Tampa City had been destroyed again, with the exception of the Main Page and the Tampa Skyscraper.

• All the ClueBots from I to X (including ClueBot NG): (sobs)
• Cobi: Don't be sad, bots...don't cry...
• Jimbo: Cobi! You here? I thought you were dead.
• Cobi: I'm not dead - I'm half-dead from all this vandal-chasing and bot-commanding. I need to get back to my office in the Tampa Skyscraper.
• Jimbo: Let's get everything rebuilt.
• Cobi: Not the articles - I'm tired.
• Eiffel: Me too.
• Drahcir: Me too.
• Whoop whoop pull up: Me too.
• Jimbo: Where'd you come from?
• Whoop whoop pull up: Just registered in the WikiArmy.
• Jimbo: That's great, ma'am. Don't forget this:

• Jimbo: And we will achieve this!
• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Jimbo: How many times do I have to tell you to shut up?

(click)

• ClueBot NG: Turned him off.
• Jimbo: Thanks
• Whoop whoop pull up: I'll go around to see what's in Tampa City while we've been gone.
• Drahcir: That's far too dangerous. Use these WikiBinoculars.

Whoop whoop pull up takes a peek through the WikiBinoculars and shudders.

• Whoop whoop pull up: Uh, Jimbo...
• Jimbo: Yes, what is it?
• Whoop whoop pull up: Whilst we've been gone, the hackers have come!
• Jimbo: What?!? Check the Tampa Skyscraper.
• Whoop whoop pull up: That's the only building left that the hackers haven't invaded!
• Jimbo: Everyone! To the Tampa Skyscraper.

Everyone rushes to the Tampa Skyscraper.

• Jimbo: Now on the roof, everyone! They're closing in!
• Raul: But what do we do now, chief?
• Jimbo: Listen, we get on the roof. Once the hackers close in, we draw our WikiSwords and jump off the tower. The hackers will think we've given up and are committing suicide, but little do they know, that we'll make a soft landing...on THEM! Our WikiSwords shall slice through their throats!
• Another admin: Don't you think we'd better hurry? The hackers have broken into the first and second storeys. We're on the sixtieth, which means we're safe for now, but you know how fast they can go...
• Jimbo: You seem to know more than I do about the Tampa Skyscraper. Why did you register with the army?
• Another admin: I had this feeling in my bones I'd come.
• Jimbo: And then?
• Another admin: And then? HUH! I WAS TRYING TO TAKE INFORMATION FROM YOU WIKIPEDIAN LOSERS! AND I HAVE A RECORDER!

The other admin runs for the door, but before he can do so, Drahcir takes a Desert Eagle and shoots him through the heart with one single bullet. He stumbles and sprawls onto the floor, lying on his left side, dead. Camera zooms into him for about ten seconds, and then to Drahcir, who replaces the DE onto the gun compartment.

• Drahcir: Let this be an example to those who would betray the Wikipedia.

(ClueBot V powers on)

• ClueBot V: Please approve me.
• Jimbo: Oh all right, we sure need another anti-vandalism bot.
• ClueBot V: YES! YES! YES!
• Jimbo: No need to make such a commotion! The hackers probably have heard you! If they come here within three minutes, I'll strč prst skrz krk!
• ClueBot V: {{db-notenglish}}
• Jimbo: Oh all right, I'll stick your finger through your throat. Now...AAAAAAAAA! The hackers have come! There's some deadly poison gas coming through!
• 21655: (seeing an unnamed Wikipedian)?!? What the hell are you waiting for!!!
• Unnamed Wikipedian: Ah...ah...aha...hahahahahahar! YOU ARE VERY GAY AND HAVE A HUGE PENIS I JUST HAXXED WIKIPEDIA
• 21655: Quick, run for it! The man's gone mad.

Everyone runs to the roof in time, except for the unnamed Wikipedian. Suddenly, he goes through and undergoes a serious mutation and turns into a vandal with the inappropriate username of The Unnamed Wikipedian's penis.

• The Unnamed Wikipedian's penis: Hello. I'm an esteemed follower of Willy on Wheels. My mission here is to be nice and talk you into being friendly to my side. However, that's not my mission here at present. I must kill you all.

But he accidentally thrusts his knife through his throat, sprawls on the floor, and falls silent. He is dead.

Everyone on Wikipedia clambered up the steep ladder to the highest pinnacle of the Tampa Skyscraper. But then, what did they see?

• Jimbo: AAH! The hackers!
• Hacker 1: Please call us h4xx0rs.
• ClueBot NG: {{db-notenglish}}
• Jimbo: No! We shall never be reduced to your status! In WikiJail!
• Hacker 2: We shall never back down to you losers!
• Hacker 1: Hacker 2, don't underestimate those who actually love Wikipedia. So, go forth and hack!
• Rambot: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...
• Jimbo: SHUT UP!
• 21655: AHH! LOOK! OVER THERE!!!

All the hackers look over there. Then suddenly, a huge net springs upon them and they get carried to WikiJail.

The WikiJailer throws all the haxx0rs hackers in jail. The Wikipedians are very pleased for the moment and start rebuilding everything. They get this done in 10^-27 seconds, thanks to the database. Then, once that was done, they rested in the Tampa Skyscraper.

The time was ripe for the vandals to counterattack and replace all the articles with silly nonsense. Jimbo was alerted to the issue.

• Jimbo: Strange - there seems to be twice as much vandalism as all the vandals under Willy on Wheels could possibly make...
• Whoop whoop pull up: Uh, maybe it's due to the ISP in the WikiJail...
• Drachir: Of course! The hackers have been hacking into Wikipedia ever since they were locked into WikiJail! We must track down their ISP and find it and disable it!
• Jimbo: I feel a sense of déjà vu...

So they set off to do just that. However, in the meantime, the vandals were STILL replacing content on Wikipedia with some sort of meaningless vandalistic nonsense. WHEN are you Wikipedians going to go into revert wars again? The only reverters left are the eleven ClueBots, but there are about 4,000,000 remaining vandals. Everything looks bleak. What will happen? Find out in Scene 21.

Space out camera to a Wikipedia AfD discussion. The Blue Danube Waltz plays in E♭ major. On the top G, suddenly, a deletionist springs up onto the screen.

• Deletionist 1: WHACK! (whacks on an AfD tag onto an article) Delete! Not notable enough! WP:BLP violation.
• Inclusionist 1: Really? But it's a dead fish!
• Deletionist 2: Ah, but the policy doesn't state that it just because it's about the biographies of living persons, it can't be applied to dead fishes. (hopes that the inclusionist realizes that this plot appears in every single movie)
• Inclusionist 1 (tentatively): Couldn't we just fix the BLP violations then?
• All deletionists (in chorus): NO.
• All inclusionists: ARE YOU MEMBERS OF THE CABAL
• All deletionists: There is no cabal.
• All inclusionists: NO, NO! WE SAW YOUR MEETING!
• All deletionists: We saw your cabal's one too.
• All inclusionists: WTF? KILL THEM ALL!
• All deletionists: WTF? KILL THEM ALL!

The following scene is too violent to screen in a movie. CUT to a scroll of a Wikipedia article with narration.

• Narrator: Biharugra is a village in Békés County, in the Southern Great Plain region of south-east Hungary.

• Narrator: It covers an area of 52.87 km² and has a population of 1071 people (2001).

• Narrator: This Békés county location article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Cut back to inclusionist-deletionist war

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, DADADADADADADARATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

Everyone falls silent. They're all dead. Or are they?

Inclusionist 1 gets up.

BOOM

He gets shot and dies instantly.

The Blue Danube Waltz finishes. (E♭ G G F C B♭ E♭)

• Gollum: It's ours, and we wants it! Ahhh...my precious...
• Terminator: SHUT UP!

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN

Gollum instantly gets teleported to Orodruin. He teeters on the edge, falls over, and in the process casts the ring into the flames.

• Gollum: MMYY PPRREECCIIOOUUSS!!!!!!
• ClueBot NG (in distance): {{copyvio}}

Camera follows him through the volcano. While Gollum dies in the lava and is immediately resurrected somewhere high up in the air, where he immediately begins to fall, screaming, the camera moves through the volcano and exits to find the hackers.

• Hackers: MWAR HAR HAR! We've just h4xx3d the shit Wikipedia and escaped from jail! Now NO ONE will ever access it again - except for us and our partners, the vandals!
• ClueBot NG (in distance): {{db-notenglish}}
• All: SHUT UP
• 21655: Nice try, guys. But we've just alerted the FBI.
• Hackers: Uh...RUN! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
• Jimbo: They're looking for you everywhere. You stand no chance of hiding, and you're banned from your own house for life!!! You're going to the WikiJail, Hellcatraz corner!

(in the distance) Omigosh! I need to get a perm!

(The Hackers are thrown into jail.)

• Vandal 1: ON WHEELS!!!eleven!!one!1!!1!!!!!!one hundred eleven!!
• ClueBot NG: {{db-notenglish}}
• Jimbo: Oh no. We forgot about the vandals!
• Whoop whoop pull up: Look! Bots!
• Orphanbot: GREETINGS, USER! I NOTICE YOU UPLOADED AN UNSOURCED IMAGE!!!
• Alphachimpbot: GREETINGS, USER! I NOTICE YOU UPLOADED AN UNSOURCED IMAGE!!!

Vandal 1 is cornered by the bots. He dies. He is then seen reincarnating in some faraway article, and proceeds immediately to insert expletives into it.

(Trumpets sound. Willy on Wheels enters.)

• Willy on Wheels: Yeah, I'll give you help. TO DESTROY WIKIPEDIA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-B?!?
• Whoop whoop pull up: HAHAHA you loser! My scotch tape throwing is great huh? Now you're completely helpless!
• Jimbo: We're throwing you in WikiJail!
• Whoop whoop pull up: That's too dangerous, they might escape!
• Jimbo: All right, let's destroy them all instead! And the hackers, too!

(They destroyed all the vandals a few minutes. But Willy on Wheels has escaped earlier, along with the final survivor, Vandal 1.)

• 21655: Jimbo?
• Jimbo: Yes?
• 21655: What's the story of Willy on Wheels?
• Jimbo: Uh...I'll tell you later, now EVERYBODY RUN!!!
• Rambot: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah...
• Jimbo: I SAID RUN!!!
• Whoop whoop pull up: JUST SHUT ALL DOORS!!!
• Rambot (with cigar): No. You are all lousy bastards. I will not obey lousy bastards.
• Raul: I'll do it.

Raul654 walks up and closes all manholes and doors and windows.

• Cobi: That's it, so whaddaya do now?
• Martin: Stay here and discuss how to deal with Willy on Wheels!
• Deckiller: But he's the one who released the gas!
• ClueBot: ^{[citation needed]}
• Deckiller: Well, no one else would have.
• Rambot: Hi. I'm awesome.
• Cobi: SHUT UP!!!
• Deckiller: So...hmmm...we need to see who's doing this! Rambot, open everything up!!!
• Rambot: No. You are all lousy bastards. I will not obey lousy bastards.
• Cobi: OPEN UP! OPEN UP!
• Rambot: The sealed manholes? Ah, yes.

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH

• Jimbo: Aw look what you've done! The gas is seeping in...HEY!!! NO SMOKING HERE!!! THE GAS MAY CATCH FIRE!!!
• Wikipedian officer: Something...tells...me...this...has...happened...before...
• Jimbo: Willy on Wheels has made sure the windows are kept open, let's RUN RUN RUN!!!
• Wikipedian officer: But how did he...
• Jimbo: NEVER MIND YOU IDIOT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Rambot collapses due to the poison gas. Hey...what about that cigar?

BOOM

• Jimbo: Lucky all of us made it out...except that annoying Rambot. Hooray.
• Willy on Wheels: HOORAY ON WHEELS!
• Jimbo: REVERT!!!
• Willy on Wheels's clone: REVERT ON WHEELS!
• Jimbo: AAARGH!!!
• Jimbo: Well, now we know that Willy on Wheels has one clone, given to him by that other admin we saw in the Tampa Skyscraper, but he doesn't know how to make any more, so that's lucky for us. Now, let's BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!!!
• ClueBot: REVERT. No swearing.
• Jimbo: Ahhhhhh, son of a b****
• ClueBot NG: REVERT. No swearing.
• Whoop whoop pull up: What happened to the scotch tape anyway?
• Jimbo: Uh, it was dissolved in acid...

The Wikipedian army run and run. They finally reach the Tampa Skyscraper. Then they rush into a conference room and slam the door shut behind them.

• 21655: All right, Jimbo, what's the story behind Willy on Wheels?
• Jimbo: It's a very long story. Do you really want to hear it?
• 21655: Of course! We must know our enemy before he knows us.
• Jimbo: Well, all right then. I'll just cut it short just in case he comes.

Jimbo pulls up a chair and sits down.

Der Erlkönig by Schubert starts playing.

• Jimbo: Well, it's a long story. You see, what happened was that, when Willy on Wheels was still in good standing, I had a walk with him through the Foundation. Since it was getting dark, we had to take a short cut through the WikiWoods.
• Drahcir: What are those, and where are they?
• Jimbo: Let's just say that they're far away south of the village pump, and that they're not a good place to get lost in. You see, in there is the King Vandal, the king of all vandals.
• Cobi: Ooh. Sounds scary. Vandals can be greater than Willy on Wheels?
• Jimbo Wales: Well, obviously, that's not very good for us, to say the least. Besides, WoW won't be very pleased...

Suddenly, at that moment, the door swung open and Willy on Wheels and his clone appeared. Willy on Wheels has clearly visible acid burns where the scotch tape landed. Song abruptly stops.

• Willy on Wheels: Now what is that I am hearing?
• Jimbo Wales: There he is! Attack his clone!
• 21655: But you haven't finished the story...
• Jimbo Wales: That can wait!

See WP:WPMOVIE3#Scene 8: The Sad Tale of Willy on Wheels 2 for the rest.

(Camera fades to black.)

• ClueBot NG: [citation needed]

• Drahcir: Users...go forrrrrrrrrth!

An immense battle broke out. Suddenly, in the confusion, Cobi throws out an indefinite ban and it sticks onto Willy on Wheels' clone, incapacitating him.

• Jimbo: All right, let's turn our attention to the actual Willy on Wheels. When this is done, no...more...vandalism...ever...again.

The last few words uttered in a rattle, ever spiralling into lower and lower tones. And suddenly, Jimbo sounds bright again.

• Jimbo: FOR WIKIPEDIA!
• All users: YEAH!

(faintly) Omigosh! I need to get a perm!

• Martin: Shut up.

Scene of Jimbo's army slowly disappears and turns black. Then a different scene starts, set in a park, and gradually appears. Tristesse (Etude Op. 10 No. 3) by Chopin is playing.

• Wikipedian 1: I love your userpage.
• Wikipedian 2: I love your userpage.

This group of Wikipedians are not vandals, but have slowly degenerated.

What's that ring lying under Wikipedian 2 on the bench?

• Wikipedians: MMM...(kiss) (blush) (showers each other with templated WikiLove)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• Wikipedian 2: Who's that?
• Wikipedian 1: Never mind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CRASH!

• Gollum: It's ours, and we wants it!
• ClueBot NG: Reverted possible vandalism by Gollum (tag: repeating characters)
• Wikipedians: Where'd you come from?
• Terminator: How'd you get back?
• Gollum: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
• Terminator: Get him!
• Gollum:

AAAAAAAAA! MY PRECIOUS!

• Terminator: Let's dispose of this thing.

Random sound effects play. Screen goes black.

• Terminator: All right, that thing's gone.
• Gollum: MY PRECIOUS! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DESTROY US!!! IT'S OURS!!! WE WANTS IT!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH...

Gollum walks up to the Tampa Skyscraper, goes onto the roof, and commits suicide by jumping.

In heaven...

• Déagol: HAHAHA! That's what you get for killing me, Sméagol!

In hell...

• Sméagol: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

In Tampa City, Wikipedia'...

• Willy on Wheels: Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm so gonna fuck you. Like you've never been fucked before.
• ClueBot NG: REVERT. No swearing.
• All: GET OUT!

KABOOM

• Vandal 1 (final survivor): Willy, you said you'd be clean...
• Willy on Wheels: I AM VANDALISING YOU IDIOT!

Willy on Wheels draws his uncyclosword and kills the vandal.

• Willy on Wheels: Oops.
• Vandal 1: What the hell did you do that for?
• Willy on Wheels: Um, 'cause you were--
• Vandal 1: Now there's nothing left to carry the movie's plot! This film's gone on too long anyways. Might as well just admit that this is a good time for The End.

Cut to Jimbo's army. Suddenly, a wormhole appears, and the Wikipedians are all sucked into it and find themselves in Tampa City.

• Jimbo Wales: Hey! That's not fair! We haven't gotten rid of WoW yet! (not realising WoW is right behind him)
• Willy on Wheels (to Vandal 1): And you're dead! You can't end this movie yet!
• Vandal 1: Oh, really? Well, what a surprise! So I am dead! Wow!...er...maybe...not so wow.

Black hole appears.

• Vandal 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Willy on Wheels, Jimbo Wales: Yes! Now that's more like it!...Wait a second, what's this? (both turn during this line to confront each other)
• Whoop whoop pull up: Uh, careful, Jimbo. Be careful. That's all I can say. (pause) Careful.
• ClueBot: Reverted possible vandalism by Vandal 1 (tag: repeating characters)
• Jimbo Wales: Never mind that! Why is this envionrment so conducive to the formation of black holes and wormholes?
• Willy on Wheels: So that you can fall into one-AAAAAAARGH!!!

Black hole appears

White hole appears

Willy on Wheels appears on wheels

• Willy on Wheels (rapidly deflating like a balloon): Self...vandalism...even...if...accidental...leads...to...strange...results...

Willy on Wheels shrinks to zero size

• Wikipedians: Hurrah! That's the end of him!
• Whoop whoop pull up: Quite...but...Jimbo...
• Jimbo Wales: Hmmmm?
• Whoop whoop pull up: Somehow...I wonder...

(slow fade out)

The screen is completely black. Nothing is visible. A voice is heard.

• ClueBot V: {{db-nonsense}}
• Whoop whoop pull up: Are you kidding? You actually want our whole story to be completely zapped out? Deleted?
• ClueBot V: {{db-nocontext}}

Suddenly, images reappear, to show Whoop whoop pull up chasing ClueBot V menacingly, holding a wikisword in her hand. Fast, scary music starts playing.

• Whoop whoop pull up: I'M REALLY GOING TO **** YOU UP REAL GOOD!
• ClueBot NG: *through dimensional rift* REVERT. No swearing.
• ClueBot V: {{db-attack}}
• Whoop whoop pull up: THAT'S IT!

She proceeds to start attacking ClueBot V. Just as tension strains to its utmost, scene blacks out.

• Whoop whoop pull up (softly): Please, can anyone find that stupid bot's "Run" page? I think we've got to disable him soon.
• Simpsons: Hey! You didn't tell us it was over! That's not fair! This movie must end!

THE END...?

Or maybe not.

TO BE CONTINUED

(movie continues)

• Fanatic Deletionist: Violation of every CSD. Outright delete.

But he misfires, and he instead hits ClueBot V's, ClueBot VII's, ClueBot VIII's, ClueBot IX's and ClueBot X's "Run" pages.

Long pause

• Whoop whoop pull up: Um...thank you.
• ClueBot NG: {{block}}
• Whoop whoop pull up: NOOOOOO!

screen blacks out

Fast descending minor scale plays

THE END

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Final message: be sure to edit/read the sequel here.

Wikipedia I: The Movie

Wikipedia II: The Users Strike Back

Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo

Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals

Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey

Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor

Rogue Vandal: A Wikipedian Story

Wikipedia: The Musical

Movies in bold are completed; movies in italics are still under construction.

Spinoffs:

None