Well, since you'e opined, it's probably not a good idea to close it, but, hypothetically... Edit the entire page and put {{subst:afdtop}} keep per WP:SNOW (or whatever the result and rationale is) at the very top (above the section heading). Then put {{subst:afdbottom}} to (where else!) the bottom. Then remove the tag from the article, tag the talk page with the template inside the hidden comment of the AfD tag and you've closed the AfD. Or, if you want the lazy way to do it, copy the last line of code from user:HJ Mitchell/monobook.js into your monobook or vector.js! HJ Mitchell | Penny for your thoughts? 03:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

So keep an eye on WP:OLD and close the odd blatantly obvious "keep" if you want to get into AfD closing. What on Earth is "sack tapping" doing on WP, never mind the Main bloody Page! And what is it with the tagging and general messing up that these supposedly experienced editors are doing? I'd help keep an eye on it, but it's way past my bed time! HJ Mitchell | Penny for your thoughts? 04:06, 12 June 2010 (UTC)