User:Justarandomgeek

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

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This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

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This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

"…"!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

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You are one-quarter through this user's userboxes.

This Wikipedian is a skilled GIMP user. (we need you!)

This user is against DRM.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Vista Ultimate.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

MS Office

This person uses
Microsoft Office.

This user contributes using
GNU nano.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

~(p&~p)

This user studies the concept of logic.

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$ .

\int \limits _{a}^{b}\,

This user knows the difference between an integral and an antiderivative; and so should you!

\int \,

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user knows how to
Find x.

\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}

This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too!

\prod _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

1+2=10

This user likes ternary.

1+1=11

This user likes balanced ternary.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

1112

This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

This user knows by heart the first 25 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user is a statistician.

This user is approximately normal.

This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.

\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}

This user loves problem solving.

This user likes geometry.

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

DW

This user is a Time Lord

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

H2G2

This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user's watch
always has the correct time.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

½

You are halfway through this user's userboxes.

2024-12-26

This user uses ISO-8601 to express dates.

GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

ADD

This user has ADD.

TS

This user has Tourette syndrome.

This user is near sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is an explosive.

This user is against smoking.

∞?

This user is an agnostic.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

SI

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

Info
box

This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

Chicago,
Illinois

This user thinks all U.S. city articles not following the "City, State" form should be moved back.

’Ω	This user is wondering what's up with the apostrophe.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user is standing behind you.

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This user loves Recursion!

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This user loves Recursion!

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This user loves Recursion!

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This user loves Recursion!

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This user loves Recursion!

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

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This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

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You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user still remembers these.

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user prefers dark chocolate

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user reads science fiction.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

LOST	4 8 15 16 23 42

NCIS

This user deserves a smack upside the head.

UNIT

This user answers only to the President of the United States.

The 4400

This user is a member of the 4400.

Dr. Who

This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

This user looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"

T

This user knows that "the 21st century's when everything changes - and you've got to be ready!"

SG

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.

This user is from the planet Earth.

NUMB3RS

We all use math every day.

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

EVE

This user plays EVE Online.

PC

This user listens to podcasts.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.

Existent