This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This user spends far too much time editing his user page.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
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This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.
Userboxes Rock!
This user is a userbox!
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!