This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.
This user destroys vandalism when they see it.
This user wishes editing Wikipedia were a job; that way they could procrastinate some other way!
This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.
This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.