User:Darkelfpoet
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Who Am I
| prog-N | This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep. |
| CF-3 | This user is an advanced ColdFusion programmer. |
| PHP-N | This user is a fluent PHP user. |
| vb-4 | This user is an expert Visual Basic programmer. |
| vb.net-4 | This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer. |
| css-N | This user is an expert CSS user. |
| js-3 | This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer. |
| {{Wiki}} | This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language. |
| @ | This user can be reached by email at robert.turnbull@hotmail.com. |
 | This user uses MSN Messenger as robert.turnbull@hotmail.com. |
| Web Soon | This user has a website that can be found on the web soon. |
 | This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as darkelfpoet. |
 | This user has a Facebook account as Robert Turnbull. |
| LJ | This user maintains a LiveJournal as @darkelfpoet. |
 | This user causes chandeliers to fall from the ceiling when they are angry |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
 | This user's Internet service provider is Vidéotron. |
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This user contributes while using Winamp. |
| FLA | This user can program games with Adobe Flash. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
 | This user uses BitComet. |
 | This user contributes using Firefox. |
| XP | This user uses Windows XP. |
 | This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress. |
 | This user contributes with Fedora Linux. |
 | This user has a dual boot configuration. |
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This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite. |
 | This user contributes using Notepad. |
 | This user contributes using a laptop. |
 | This user contributes using a wireless connection. |
 | This user is a Sudoku addict. |
 | You just lost The Game. |
 | This user settled Catan. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
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This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering |
 | This user enjoys playing FreeCell. |
 | This user enjoys playing card games. |
| This user enjoys playing card games. |
| This user enjoys playing card games. |
| This user enjoys playing card games. |
| This user enjoys playing card games. |
 | This user is opposed to regional lockout. |
| cvg-4 | This user is an expert gamer. |
 | This user prefers to play games on a PC. |
| PS2 | This user plays games on the PlayStation 2. |
| CIV | This user loves to play Civilization. |
| CNC: RA |
This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert. |
| CNC | This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack. |
 | This user plays Counter-Strike: Source. |
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This user plays the Doom series. |
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This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series. |
| MN-2 | This user is an expert minesweeper. |
| Z | This user prefers to side with the Zerg. |
| RS | This user plays RuneScape. |
 | This user plays Paper and pencil games. |
| CG | This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel." |
| This user is an expert mathematician. |
 | This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works. |
 | This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. |
| This user knows that math is . |
| ?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
| 1+1=10 | This user likes binary. |
| 4+4=10 | This user likes octal. |
| 8+8=10 | This user likes hexadecimal. |
| 3×4×5=1:00 | This user likes sexagesimal. |
 | This user knows 12 digits of pi. |
 | This user knows the Ultimate Answer. |
| != | This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1. |
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This user wants a World government. |
 | This user supports the United Nations. |
| lib | This user is a liberal. |
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This user is interested in environmentalism. |
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This user supports recycling. |
 | This user wants to stop global warming. |
 | This user supports public transit. |
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This user supports the use of green energy. |
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This user supports the use of nuclear energy. |
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 | This user is against involuntary military service. |
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This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
 | This user reads science fiction. |
 | This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction. |
 | This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
| OSC | This user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card. |
| SK | This user enjoys the works of Stephen King. |
 | This user enjoys the works of George Orwell. |
 | This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
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This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". |
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Quoth this user, "Nevermore." |
 | Big Brother is watching this user. |
 | This user is Lestat's latest victim. |
| This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books. |
| LotF | This user thinks it is better to have rules and agree than to hunt and kill. |
 | This user enjoys writing. |
| This user writes poetry. |
| This user writes short stories. |
| D | This user reads Dilbert. |
| QC | This user reads Questionable Content. So should you. |
 | This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah! |
| BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
| PotC | This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request. |
| V | This user knows Ideas are bulletproof! |
| V | This user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November. |
| rent | This user is a Renthead. |
| Hoopla! | This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic. |
| ALIEN | In space no one can hear this user scream. |
 | This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made. |
| Star Wars | This user supports the Rebel Alliance. |
| CSI | This user follows the evidence. |
| ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
| PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH | This user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that! |
| AtS | This user is a fan of the Angel TV series. |
 | This user is a member of the Babylon 5 task force. |
| BtVS | This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series. |
 | This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
| 7 | This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine. |
 | This user is from the planet Earth. |  |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| Frasier | Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening... |
| 70s | This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass. |
| AF | This user calls Colonel Stacy Theresa. |
| KitH | This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. |
 | This user is using coconuts! |
| TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
| news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
| CTV | This user watches CTV. |
 | This user is a bicyclist. |
 | This user plays badminton. |
 | This user is a bowler. |
 | This user plays pocket billiards. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
| OTT | This user is a fan of the Ottawa Senators |
| MTL | This user is a fan of the Montreal Canadiens |
 | This user comes from Ontario. |
 | This user believes in creating a Canadian National Capital District. |
 | This user is a code monkey. |
 | This user is a professional web developer. |
 | This user is interested in Wicca. |
| respect | This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. |
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This user believes in the separation of religion and state.* | 
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This user understands biological evolution. |
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This user is opposed to online censorship. |
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This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
 | This user is a Sagittarian. |
 | This user is a libertarian. |
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This user is Pro-Choice. |
| 2 | This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale. |
| ♂♀ | This user supports gender equality. |
 | This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation. |
 | This user supports the LGBTQ+ community and being queer. |
| This user supports equal rights for LGBT people. |
 | This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex. |
| This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. |
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This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems. |
 | This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion. |
 | This user is attracted to red hair. |
| CUT | This user is circumcised. |
| SEX | This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials. |
 | This user enjoys sex. |
| Q | This user is twenty-two, and lives on Avenue Q. |
 | Camping: It's a legitimate strategy. |
| game dev | This user is interested in video game development. |
| PT | This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies. |
 | This user's Warrior uses rage to great advantage in World of Warcraft. |
| LFG | This user was just going to look... with fire, and lightning, and reanimated chipmunks, and raccoons... on fire. |
| I prepared explosive runes this morning. | This user... Well... How about you read it. |
 | This user reads Ctrl+Alt+Del and celebrates Winter-een-mas respectively. |
| UF | This user is or at least reads User Friendly. |
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