So, who are you?

• I'm Craftyminion, but you can call me Crafty.

What do you do around here?

• I'm not clever enough to write articles, so instead I fix vandalism. Also I interfere in discussions about deleting articles and, when the fancy takes me, I offer my worthless opinions to those who neither request nor appreciate them. This is perversely satisfying. I am lately patrolling new pages.

What are you? Some sort of pervert?

• I am more than just a pervert, I'm a militant atheist, a leftist and a homosexual. You may draw from that what you will. I may also be other things. When I work out what those are, I'll let you know.

You swear an awful lot. Do you think that makes you some sort of tough guy?

• Why yes, yes I do.

To be honest, you're rather unpleasant.

• So I've been told. I'm comfortable with that.

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been blocked.

• I have been blocked.

Really? Why?

• I disrupted Wikipedia to make a point and Tan gave me 48 hours in the shitter. I continued to tear it up on my talkpage so he upped my sentence to an indefinite block.

Disruptive? How?

• I pretty much revealed another editor's real life identity. I refused to desist despite being asked to stop more than once.

How'd you get back into Gen-Pop?

• About three weeks after I was sent down, I ate a shit sandwich promising (as one does) to fly straight and true. Daniel Case took pity on me.

Was it worth it?

• Yes.

Will you protect me in the showers?

• Maybe. What are you gonna do for me in return, prag?

This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions