I am also ChrisMP1, an account that I do not use anymore.

This is my user page, where I blather on about stupid shit you don't care about. May I suggest something more interesting?

I was born in Elmira, New York in 1992. I used to speak a usable amount of Esperanto and Spanish, but I'm out of practice in both. I am a very good computer programmer, though I obviously have no real working experience. I am a geek and a complete grammar Nazi. I am a terrible writer, thus all of these sentences start with 'I'.

Eventually I'll clean up all these userboxes. I had too much caffeine in me when I put them.

Proof I'm a hopeless nerd.

z80asm-2 This user is an intermediate Z80 assembly programmer.	bash-2 This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.	BASIC-0 This user does not understand BASIC, or refuses to program in it.
C-4 This user is an expert C programmer.	C++-4 This user is an expert C++ programmer.	js-4 This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.
Java-0 This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.	Perl-1 This user is a beginning Perl programmer.	py-4 This user is an expert Python programmer.
vb-0 This person does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in it).	css-4 This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.	xhtml-4 This user is an expert XHTML user.
LaTeX This user can typeset using LaTeX.	XML-3 This user is an advanced XML coder.	This user is against DRM.
	DAMN! This user's computer is CRAPPY!	This user can type 90 WPM.
/. In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.	G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.	This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user contributes using a laptop.	This user has a dual monitor configuration.	This user still remembers these.
IP This user's IP is ::1.	This user contributes using Google Chrome.	This user contributes using Inkscape.
This user's primary email client is GNOME Evolution.	This user contributes while using VLC media player.	This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.
This user contributes using Ubuntu.	This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox.	This user contributes using Vim.

Yep, I'm a band geek on top of a computer geek.

Guitar-2 This user plays guitar at an intermediate level.	This user plays the trumpet.	This user plays the tin whistle.
This user plays the saxophone.	This user plays the piano.	This user plays their music in the treble clef.
w-5 This user's musical tastes must be weird, because he can't find userboxes for any of his favorite artists.	cRap This user can't stand rap music.	This user enjoys electronic music.
This user likes alternative rock.	This user likes most types of music.	band-4 This user loves Imogen Heap.
band-4 This user loves The Fratellis.	This user's voice type is a nasty atonal horror.	This user arranges existing music for other instruments.

All sorts of arbitrary shit.

@#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.	IntS-0 This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.	fgn-1 This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
This user is a student aircraft pilot.	This pilot doesn't need no stinkin' engine, thank you very much!.	This user can interpret raw METAR data.
Driver's License This user has a Driver's License, but does not own a car.	This user owns or drives or has owned a Ford Mustang	This user enjoys playing Sudoku.
This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.	This user enjoys chess.	This user is a carnivore.
DHMO This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.	This user takes his/her coffee with 0 creams and 0 sugars.	This user drinks tea.
This user can divide by zero.	eπi+1=0 This user is a mathie.	This user knows that math is .
This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.	This user enjoys cooking.	This user loves the Summer.
This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.	LYS This user is... Lysdexic?	AS This user has Asperger syndrome.
This user is mixed-handed.	This user has migraines.	This user is a blood donor.
This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.	This user is an atheist.	666 This user's favorite number is 666.
18 This user is 18 years old.	This user is heterosexual, but does not like the term "straight."	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

Holy fuck! If you read this far, you need a hobby!