Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker
Studio album by Schwervon!
Released	2000
Genre	Antifolk, Lo-fi, Indie rock
Label	Olive Juice Music (US), Shoeshine Records (UK)
Producer	Major Matt Mason USA, Tom Nishioka
Schwervon! chronology
Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker (2000) Poseur (2004)

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Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker is the debut album by Schwervon!, a band consisting of Major Matt Mason USA and Nan Turner, the latter formerly of the band Bionic Finger.^[2]

The album was released on CD in the US by Major Matt's own label Olive Juice Music in 2000. It was later issued in the UK by Teenage Fanclub drummer Francis MacDonald's Shoeshine Records with 3 additional tracks.^[3]

1. "American Girl"
2. "Dinner"
3. "Eyesore"
4. "Breaking In"
5. "Springtime"
6. "Holy Cat"
7. "Twin Donut"
8. "Schwervon!"
9. "Something Else" (UK bonus track)
10. "Boat Song" (UK bonus track)
11. "Surfin' Bird" (UK bonus track)