This user tastes like... This user is currently on a seefood diet. † This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life. This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. This user eats Sauerkraut. This user eats Granny Smith apples. This user loves oranges. This user enjoys a little red pepper with their meals. This user eats M&Ms. This user prefers dark chocolate

Media It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user. AF This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right. Big Brother is watching this user. KV This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. Dirk Gently This user believes in the "fundamental interconnectedness of all things" This user wants to move to Ankh-Morpork Tonks This user does not like to be called Nymphadora. This user enjoys reading short stories. This user is a fan of the Iliad. ND This user caught you a delicious bass. This user abides. This user puts the lotion on its skin. This user has got red on her. BB This user is on a mission from God. H This user believes that everybody lies. NCIS This user deserves a smack upside the head. This user has a cunning plan, my lord. CG This user enjoys watching Corner Gas. FL This user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie. This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell! This user is a Monty Python fan. Idol This user's all-time favorite American Idol contestant is Nikko Smith. J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question. This user is covered in bees!

About Me! 26 This user is 26 years old. This user lives in the U.S. State of Missouri. This user is of German ancestry. This user is of Irish ancestry. This user is of French ancestry. This user identifies as transgender. ? This user is transgender and bisexual but not a pedophile nor a pederast. ✝ This user is a Christian. The Force is strong with this user. This user's time zone is UTC-6. en This user is a native speaker of the English language. la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest. No License This user doesn't have a driver's license. Ford This user is a Ford enthusiast. 7+1 This user's favourite colour is octarine. This user has green eyes. This user has social anxiety. This survivor of a blood cancer cannot donate blood, but is grateful to those who do! This user still remembers these. So this user herd u liek mudkipz? This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user believes that a tomato is a fruit. This user farts in your general direction. This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions. This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

My name is Kat, and I'll be serving you today.