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This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.	This user lives in, or hails from, Los Angeles.	This user is a novelist.
REPO MAN This user thinks the Rodriguez brothers are Goddamn Dipshit Gypsy Dildo Punks.	This user has always depended on the kindness of strangers.	DON'T PANIC This user is a frood who really know where his towel is.
BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Rhetoric.	MA This user has a Master of Arts degree in Professional Writing.	MLIS This user has a Master of Library and Information Science degree.
This user loves their garden and spends as much time in it as possible.	This user abides.	All work and no play makes this user a dull boy
This user is of Scottish ancestry.	This user is of Ukrainian ancestry.	This user is of Italian ancestry.
This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry but is an Atheist. Confusing, huh?	This user is interested in Europe.	This user is mortal.
This user is a bicyclist.	This user is a librarian - information scientist.	This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
This user lives for science!	This user keeps track of his books using LibraryThing.	This user has seen all of Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
This user attends or attended the University of California, Berkeley.	USC This user attends or attended the University of Southern California.	This user attends or attended the University of California, Los Angeles.
This user is interested in geology.	This user is interested in Botany.	This user is interested in planetary geology.
This user likes Spiders.	This user's mind was poisoned by Spider Robinson, and has strongly preferred Old Bushmills ever since.	This user is a railfan.
This user likes cats.	This user is a history buff.	This user prefers the metric system.
This user remembers when pocket calculators made slide rules obsolete.	This user drinks GUINNESS	This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.