for starters This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia. (verify) Against all odds, this user — ladies and gentlemen — >does it for free This user uses, and creates, free (as in freedom) software... and so should you! POST FREE OR LOG OFF +C0  Computing is not a crime.▋ This user writes for The Signpost... and so should you! This user believes that laughter is a medicine that should be taken several times a day!!! ohh yeah baybeh vn-17 This user page has been vandalized 17 times. You can , so long as you remember to update the counter! furthermore, This user has created and written 1 Featured Article.[1] This user has created and written 28 GAs. This user has created and written 43 articles featured in the Main Page's Did you know... section. This user has created and written 156 of the 6,924,052 articles on Wikipedia. This user took a Featured Picture,[1] which was PoTD for 2022 March 15. This user has created 3 articles featured in the Main Page's In The News section.[1][2][3] This user received the Editor of the Week award. This user was identified as an awesome Wikipedian on 2022 April 5. This editor won the Million Award for bringing Simp to Good Article status. This user received a Four Award because they started, had displayed as a Did You Know..., improved to Good Article status, and improved to Featured Article status Powder House Island. This user has been awarded the Triple Crown for outstanding contributions relating to Gateway Generating Station. This user has been awarded the Imperial Triple Crown Jewels for a DYK, GA and FA at Powder House Island.

le barmstarms This user was awarded the Guild of Copy Editors Leaderboard Award, Total Articles for copyediting 15 articles during the GOCE January 2021 Backlog Elimination Drive. This user was awarded the Citation Barnstar for sourcing Passive attack after 17 years, 79 days, at the time the longest any Wikipedia article had been unsourced. This user was awarded the Cleanup Barnstar for copy edits totaling over 12,000 words during the GOCE January 2021 Backlog Elimination Drive. This user was awarded the Modest Barnstar for copy edits totaling over 4,000 words during the GOCE March 2021 Backlog Elimination Drive. This user was awarded the Multiple Good Article Reviewer's Barnstar for completing 21 reviews in the March 2021 GAN Backlog Drive. This user was awarded the Anti-Vandalism Barnstar quadrice.[1][2[3][4] This user was awarded the Tireless Contributor Barnstar. This user was awarded the GA Barnstar. This user was awarded the Geography Barnstar for finding sources on New York, Florida. This user was awarded the Sewer Cover Barnstar: "You can read through anything. You don’t know the meaning of attention deficit disorder, laugh in the face of boredom, and are wasting your talents if you don’t become a patent examiner." This editor is a Looshpah Laureate of the Encyclopedia and is entitled to display this Book of All Knowledge with Secret Appendix, Errata Sheet, and Author's Signature. This user was awarded the Barnstar of Integrity. This user was awarded the Signpost Barnstar twice.[1][2] This user was awarded the Barnstar of Diligence: "Thanks for your many updates to Wikipedia:Wikipedia records. That's a lot of research to do and I appreciate it!" This user was awarded the Graphic Designer's Barnstar: "Absolutely love your visualizations of AfD submissions with your Oracle; keep up the awesome work!!!" This user was awarded the Barnstar of Good Humor thrice.[1][2][3] This user was awarded the Technical Barnstar. This user was awarded the Writer's Barnstar.

moar userboxen This user is from ER56H INTERLOBATE DEAD ICE MORAINES. This user lives in ER5H CENTRAL SIERRA LOWER MONTANE FORESTS. This user has been svamped.🩸 SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP V V This user has a hater thread about him at Wikipediocracy and all he got was this stupid didn't even get a T-shirt.

Elsewhere, I have been a manager, mechanical engineer, programmer, writer, welder, fabricator and forklift (albeit not in that order).

On here, I'm just some guy who's an editor for fun. I'm the editor-in-chief of the Signpost, and write some articles for it: check it out! I have the autopatrolled, page mover, mass message sender, new page reviewer, pending changes reviewer, and rollbacker user rights, so I can help out wherever those are necessary. I'm an administrator, which includes all of those, plus extra bonus stuff.

I take lots of photos: one is a Featured Picture. Check out my Commons userpage if you want to see more. Below is some of the stuff I've done around here, mostly so I can keep track of it. If you are trying to form an opinion of me quickly, take a look at this software and this article.

Private inquiries can be made through EmailUser or directly to jppiss@gmail.comxg-dëv at pröpiss@gmail.comtönmail döt cöm (type it in without the umlauts).

These will help you be a cool guy, like me.

• Oracle for Deletion: a live dashboard of all open AfD discussions. You can click to instantly sort by age, subject, keep/delete ratio, number of comments, page size, et cetera. There are also detailed statistics and sortable month summaries for all 482,281 discussions going back to 2005 (including sick-ass graphs). You ever wonder what the biggest deletion discussion of all time was? Now you know.
• PressPass: a collection of tools for using Newspapers.com, including enhanced search and configurable auto-citation in five different formats. This will automatically generate fully formatted {{cite news}} templates from n.com clippings (not that half-assed Citoid output), from the convenience of your own browser window.
• CurrentSwitcher: this gives you links on your contribs page to hide duplicate entries, current revisions, rollbacks, huggles, twinkles, and redwarns. This allows you to use your contribs page as an easy way to check if people have responded to your comments/questions, or look at which discussions/pages have been active since your last post.
• I've made a couple Solarized versions of Wikipedia skins, here and here (which look like this). Only the Vector (and legacy Vector) skin (here) is actively maintained.

The ones after this are pretty boring, and recommended only for extreme nerds.

• TrackSum: this lets you automatically sum the lengths of tracks in templates like {{track listing}} and get total runtimes.
• WigOut: this gives you clickable links to Earwig's Copyvio Checker next to each diff on a CCI casepage.
• Unbreaker: this gives you a button to fix those messed-up <br /> tags (i.e. <br>) which cause the syntax highlighter to go bonkers.
• CopyTitle: a fork of Novem Linguae's CopyTitle.js, which puts a small button next to the title of an article which copies it to your clipboard. Mine makes it a little smaller and shortens it from "copy" to "c".
• Monthcounter: A very, very niche script: adds a button to the "more" tab at the top of the page which goes through the text in the edit box, counts the occurrences of "January", "February" [...] "December", and outputs a tab-delimited summary of each count in the edit box. I made this for the sole purpose of tallying up arb enforcement log entries for arbitration reports in the Signpost. Maybe it will be useful for something else.

More random crap can be found in my PrefixIndex, although I don't provide any warranty for what you find in there being useful or finished.

You may notice I resemble User:JPyG; pay this greasy little man no attention, he is but a sock.

Created || DYK || GA nom || GA || WP:FAC || FA

Stubs—or as I call them, "GAs that haven't been finished yet".

• I did a contributor copyright investigation on 1,650 articles once, and copyedited a few hundred of them so that they no longer contained huge quotes from copyrighted sources. What a mess.
• There are a lot of potentially dated statements in articles. Sometimes I update them, and sometimes I restructure them so that historical information is placed in proper context. Either way, I emptied out 1990 (22 articles) and 1991 (20 articles).
• On March 13, 2021, there were 1,564 articles in Category:Articles needing unspecified expert attention, of which I added template parameters to categorize all of.
• At some point in late 2021, this search would produce about 1,200 articles; as of November 20, it produced 297.
• Category:Articles with citation needed in ref field had 28 articles in it, and had 9 as of November 20, 2021.
• Wikipedia:Database reports/Orphaned article deletion discussions listed 1,548 as of July 21, 2022. Let's see how far down we can take that...

This is an adapted version of {{Islands of Suisun Bay and the Sacramento–San Joaquin River delta}}, but instead of all 100 islands, it only lists the 75 I wrote articles for.

Union

Coney

Roberts

Fay

Mildred

Rhode

Sutter

Little
Mandeville

West

Quimby

Medford

Van Sickle

Bradford

Decker

Tyler

Dead Horse

Prospect

Chipps

Dutton

Freeman

Grizzly

Hammond

Joice

Simmons

Snag

Wheeler

Acker

Atherton

Brannan

Browns

Eucalyptus

French

Hammer

Headreach

Ida

Kimball

Liberty

Little Venice

Long

Mallard

Shenkel

Spud

Tinsley

Tule

Vulcan

Ward

Widdows

Atlas

Empire

Hastings

Holland

Orwood

Palm

Rindge

Rio Blanco

Shima

Shin Kee

Stewart

Terminous

Webb

Bradmoor

Chain

Deadman

Goat

Hog

Middle
Ground

Montezuma

Spinner

Randall

Rough and Ready

Little Hastings

Little Holland

Moore

This is the same thing, for 26 of the 60 articles in {{Islands of the San Francisco Bay Area}}.

Corinthian

Hooks

Rat Rock

Brewer

Bull (off map)

Burdell

Coon

Day

Deer

Edgerly

Green

#1

#2

Knight

Little

Neils

Russ

Tubbs

Wood

Bird

Aramburu

Ogilvie

Silva

Simms

Jakes

Richardson