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Evening! Saw your interest in the Despenser War. It's a sadly often overlooked conflict... Would it be of any use to you if I went through and gave it a scrub for citations etc. against the standard works for the 1320s? I've probably got a bit of time tomorrow if that would be helpful. Hchc2009 (talk) 20:02, 19 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I would love for you to do that! Ive created several articles relating to that war.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 20:18, 19 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Will fish the material out tomorrow and see what I can do... Hchc2009 (talk) 20:22, 19 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 20:26, 19 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I've done some initial tidying up and citation-adding here in user space, will carry on a bit later and do the rest of it. A couple of things I'd be interested in your views though.

• There's a definite mix in the way that authors refer to the conflict. Some are using "Despenser War" to refer to the second half of the conflict; some "Despenser War" to refer to both 1321 and 1322 phases; some use "Despenser Wars" to refer to both. I'm going to propose that we stick with "Despenser War", use it to refer to both phases since we'd have to cover the events of 1321 anyway for it to make sense, and note the academic disagreement in a footnote. What do you reckon?
• The Costain reference - this has to be the three Edwards book, I reckon?
• I'm baffled by the "Five Day's Raid in Glamorgan" bit. The link in the citation doesn't work, and the only reference on Google Books or a search engine I can find for this phrase is an obscure 1904 volume by Griffith. And I can't find anything talking about a Welsh revolution. Have you ever come across anything which refers to this bit of the conflict in this way?
• Cheers! Hchc2009 (talk) 10:36, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Yes. The Costain book is the The Three Edwards. As for the Five Day's Raid in Glamorgan, I also did a search and came up with zero. The War should stick to the events of 1321 and 1322, and leave Wales and this mythical raid out. The rebellion was by the Marcher Lords against Edward II and the Despensers! Where do the Welsh come into it?! I am the author who added the part about the Marcher Lords and removed the plural wars; prior to that it was called a Welsh revolution.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 10:49, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Agreed. Perhaps there's some additional or recent historical work been done by historians on this in Welsh (not impossible), but in the absence of apparently any valid reference or cited material, I'm going to leave it out.Hchc2009 (talk) 11:13, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, it should be left out entirely. By the way, your work on the article looks good!--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 17:00, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I've moved it over from user space. It'll still need some work, but it's looking a bit more solid. Feel free to tweak it! Hchc2009 (talk) 18:06, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

The Pope said it's alright to use condoms, when wishing to protect yourself from STDs. GoodDay (talk) 18:05, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

And for those who like the feel of Latex on their members?--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 18:16, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

It's still considered a sin, if the usage is merely to prevent pregnancy. GoodDay (talk) 18:21, 20 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Latex? blah. Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. The Vatican may begin selling condoms. Here's some possible brand names - Latin latex, Holy Father knows best, The 10 commandments on prevention or Where angels dare to thread. GoodDay (talk) 13:22, 21 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Those are funny! What about these brand names: Vatican 10 (blessed Latex for your ten inches). Confessional Tubes, Holy Rollers or Rubber John Paulies (with a picture of Pope John Paul II on the packet)?--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 14:15, 21 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Giggle, giggle. GoodDay (talk) 15:06, 21 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I keep forgetting to log in when I make edits! Oh dear, I'm becoming an IP! Don't hold it against me, GoodDay please!!!!!--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 18:56, 21 November 2010 (UTC)--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 18:56, 21 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

You have been blocked for 2 weeks. We can't have any ip's roaming about here you know! Jack forbes (talk) 19:03, 21 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]